Comments on: Rude relatives on the phone and other questions answered

By: Callie

Callie — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 03:32:47 +0000

1. For the family…..”Me and the old man were having raunchy monkey sex with acts including, but not limited to, tea bagging and the filthy sanchez. What were you doing?”
2. For “friends”…..We were sacrificing a goat with some new friends. Or…..Do you STILL eat shit sandwiches..yes or no? I’ll answer if you will. You have to be careful with the last one if you have friends like mine.

Usually I just take out my drivers license and point to my date of birth. If that doesn’t do it I show them the picture. *shudder* That will shut up even the nosiest people. It has the added benefit of making them vomit, which is what they deserve for gettin all up in my bidness!

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:35:16 +0000

I was about to say Hi Angelina….

By: Karl Rove

Karl Rove — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:57:23 +0000

Were you at a concert in Boston last night? I was at a show and there was a guy who looked like you. Probably wasn’t, but figured I’d ask.

By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:30:34 +0000

I’m always on the lookout for the next Lindbergh baby.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:17:21 +0000

I love that we could insert the mord “my” between for and children, but none of us will. And we’re all a little better for it.

By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:09:14 +0000

I always tell people I was driving. It guilt trips them into not driving while on the phone, *and* it cancels out my guilt for ignoring their calls because I was actually busy window-shopping for children at the mall.

By: Vince

Vince — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:48:22 +0000

Sup yo is now how I am going to address all my clients at work.

I screen all my calls because I hate talking on the phone. And if someone does happen to get me on the phone and i’m not on my way to meet them I generally tell them I am out and that its none of thier fucking business where or what I’m doing and then thank them for being nosey and hang up.