The local grocery store is called ‘Feldpausch’…but half the bright red giant neon lights were out, so every night I drove by it (w/family in car) it read ‘Felch’…which totally cracked me up.

I finally quietly confided in a family member I thought would ‘get it’ about the sign in a holiday party like setting…and instead of knowing what I meant, he started walking around asking everyone what ‘Felch’ meant. Blackberry’s and iPhones were ablaze w/google searches and soon enough all eyes were on me. They didnt really appreciate what I had taught them.

Sign got fixed, though.