It is Sunday afternoon and I am supposed to be enjoying the second to last weekend of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament but the games are blowouts and not very entertaining. Instead of suffering through the entirety of these games I decided to voluntarily watch… The Sex in the City movie… yes gentlemen you may [...]
For some reason I flip around the channels when bored and come across MTV’s True Life I can’t change the channel even if I have watched the episode before. It isn’t because I feel that the story these people are telling is helpful or even that interesting. It mostly revolves around the fact that I [...]
Today I give you a list. Because I have been away for a little while, busy and shit with shit and shit, I just jotted a few things down in between feedings. But I think you’ll enjoy this one, because it involves sex and memories…which can be good or bad I guess. One that will [...]
C’mon kids, we’re about to take a trip in the Wayback Machine. Not with Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman, but with the Slackmistress. The year was 1980, and the SlackFamily was in possession of a bright shiny Apple IIe with a bunch of software that was nicked from the neighbors fell off of a [...]
Dear Doggy,
Since things have been so crazy lately, I thought I’d write you a little letter. We’ve had such good times together that I think this is the least you deserve.
Remember when we went on that hike and I fell and lacerated my scrotum? You kindly held my severed testicle in your mouth for me [...]
(From the notebook: I have been crafting some different bits for stand up and other things. This was a bit that just went too long for stand up with very little payoff but thought there were some funny things in here worth sharing. And then a random joke at the end that I will probably [...]
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