It is Sunday afternoon and I am supposed to be enjoying the second to last weekend of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament but the games are blowouts and not very entertaining. Instead of suffering through the entirety of these games I decided to voluntarily watch… The Sex in the City movie… yes gentlemen you may [...]
For some reason I flip around the channels when bored and come across MTV’s True Life I can’t change the channel even if I have watched the episode before. It isn’t because I feel that the story these people are telling is helpful or even that interesting. It mostly revolves around the fact that I [...]
(From the notebook: I have been crafting some different bits for stand up and other things. This was a bit that just went too long for stand up with very little payoff but thought there were some funny things in here worth sharing. And then a random joke at the end that I will probably [...]
Whatever happened to just having sex? With the advancement of modern technology some people are incapable of having sex without using a swing, glow in the dark lubricant, and an array of mechanical devices including power tools.
Of course some people see these tools, toys, and gadgets and don’t want to spend the money. Instead of [...]
(Today is my birthday. I am probably collapsed in a pool of my own vomit and urine right now. But as a special gift for my birthday I have a very important guest blogger. A man that helped me develop my sense of humor and an actual blood relative… my Uncle John. This is the [...]
I’m back on the Match.com dating wagon again. Last week I went on a date with a woman that is training to do a MMA fight. Basically she probably could snap my neck whenever she felt like it, which is kind of hot.
This time around I wanted to make sure that I go on high [...]
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