The Real Reason Behind Rihanna Being a Punching Bag

You know, it has been a topic since the weekend, kind of, but not really. Sure there have been articles written about it on TMZ, E! Entertainment, People…the usual gossip rags that will vilify Chris Brown for being a pansy ass jealous chick beater and will raise Rihanna up from the ashes as a person [...]

How NOT to eradicate blue balls

My undergraduate fraternity held its annual formal in New Orleans.  My junior year, Bob and I rode together and took a couple of girls we weren’t dating but had some interest in dating.
By the time we’d finished the drive and gone to dinner, the two of us realized we’d incorrectly chosen, and I began hanging [...]

Contest Winners

Sorry I have been behind in getting this up. Here are the entrants for the Dentyne “Take Back Valentine’s Contest”

Entry One From Michelle:
I have a fake fern in my office (I stole it from our accounting group) and decorated it with heartwarming Valentine\’s day garb, like signs that say “it’s not me, it’s you”, dead [...]

Nip Tuck Plot Line or Something I Pulled Out of My Ass

I have a confession to make. I TIVO the television show “Nip/Tuck”. It isn’t because I think it is a good show because frankly I think it is one of the worst shows on television. There has never been a show that has so many plot or logic holes. Even “24” seems completely logical when [...]

Chuck Mangione and the Guys Who Pee in My Backyard.

For those of you who aren’t regular readers of my blog, you may not about my neighbors: the Hobos.
There’s the Falsely Accused Hobo, the Nicest Peeping Tom Ever! Hobo, the Casino! Hobo, the Hobo Who Loves Buckets, and the Hobo Handyman Who Saved Christmas (my personal favorite!)
Lest you think I’m being unkind, I would readily [...]

Great Lies That Women Have Told Me: Lockjaw

Time to revisit the series Great Lies That Women Have Told Me. Well I don’t know if I could call this a series considering I wrote the first installment over two years ago but whatever just go with me on this.
Today I cover the topic of lockjaw. Now the idea of lockjaw was first given [...]