For The Next 34 Minutes, I Am A Technology Geek
Seeing as how cell phone technology is current technology for only 34 minutes on average, I must say that this latest little gadgetry of mine excites me to no end. Now, I am never on the forefront of picking up the latest and greatest shit that is out there, so you must indulge me for a few minutes. Then feel free to call me a monster douchebag.
I’ve heard that a lot lately anyway. Why break precedent?
The reason I am kind of geeked is that I am typing this blog entirely from my newest Blackberry 8700 while waiting in between work meetings this afternoon. It is something I have never tried to do, but was curious about ever since I got this freaking Blackberry.
I was Black-curious.
That came out wrong.
But, now as I sit in my car watching planes take off and land at the airport, I had a topic on my mind and figured, “What the hell.”
Let me fondle this thing for a half hour.
Anyway, I have found that it’s almost better than playing with my cock and balls, this Blackberry.
I said almost.
I can do anything with this thing. I can check emails, check the weather, look at sports scores, download music and videos, access directions, access directions to stalk women. If it could play with my cock and balls, I’d call it “sweet thang” and always “stop short” with it while driving.
My Blackberry is legal to play with in my car, too. Playing with my cock and balls is not.
Is that a school bus? Damn.
Now, unfortunately, this places me in a category of people I usually pick apart like a fat guy picks apart a chicken wing. Those technology geeks that have to be in touch with everything and everyone at all times. Snobby technology dorks that have ear dildoes (bluetooth) and Blackberries and really irritate the living shit out of everyone within a mile radius for their narssicism, loud chatter and inattentiveness to every living thing around them, including me, in traffic.
Think of that dick in the airport just plugging away on his penis extension called iPhone, in betwixt phone calls to his kids that he never sees (and doesn’t know the names of) and his broker (whom he sees all the time and knows HIS kids names…and birthdays), in the airport or the mall. A guy has gotta make sure his Brokerage Account is in order when that scheduled heart attack comes in two years, you know.
Yep, that is what I have become. Temporarily. Until the newest phone comes out in about, ohh, five minutes from now and renders this thing a big fat lump of shit.
Until then, I will go and annoy everyone at the airport.
So, are there any other techy geeks out there? Would you rather play with your cock and balls or gadgets? Ladies, since you don’t have a cock and balls, would you answer the question anyway?
I am not much of a tech geek when it comes to phones but I am sure that will all change when my Google Phone comes in the mail next week. I am kinda excited to be able to do all the stuff I do at my work and home computer on my phone, with the exception of touching my cock and balls. Unfortunately that kind of “hands on” work is still looked down upon in pubilc places
On the other hand I have a Zune mp3 player which is one of the newest mp3 players out there and I am obsessed with it and take it every where with me.
the t-mobile g1? i have that phone im always finding new shit to do on it. you can even watch redtube.
I have a Palm Centro and I have a lady boner over it for sure. The Treo was good but it got beered so it never did work right after that. I’m ALWAYS IMing or emailing or texting or checking facebook or whatever. Never talking on it though…funny how that works.
What exactly is a lady boner? Curiosity has got me on this one.
It’s more like vagina tingles.
Welcome to the world of blackberry. When I decided to open my own office I got one and have become addicted to it.
Now you know why Barry Obama insisted on keeping his.
I’m not a total tech geek- I had the same mobile for 8 years, and only got a new one ’cause a friend made me for my birthday… But if I get a new toy, like an ipod or digital camera I’ll obsess over it for awhile.
But, uh, I’ll give you the answer you were hoping for and say I’d rather play with cock and balls than technology.
Um, just to clarify I’m female
I check my email while taking my children on walks. At least I only do it while we are stopped at intersections and I don’t try to type and walk and push the stroller at the same time. I am that person that takes a picture of what I am eating with my iPhone and posts it to my Facebook then tweets what I’m going to do after I’m done eating.
I don’t have a job. Lot of hours in the day to fill.
I like my BlackBerry, and its internet capabilities will save my sanity later today when I am stuck watching a 10 yr olds 2 hour tennis lesson, with nothing but a stranger (and perverted father) who insists on telling me dirty jokes:
“Oral sex makes your whole day, but anal sex makes your hole week…yeah, I get it, gotcha. I’ve got to go make a call, Sir”
That is NOT what I said
I refuse to be sucked in anymore. I decided to stop after moving to a full leyboard on my phone and enter a technology rehab center center for a 30 day treatment program. I have been crackberry free for 4 months now! Yeah ME! I will admit there are week moments when I see the new comercials on tv where I think “Oh one last one won’t hurt” but I call my sponsor, Alex Bell, and he gives me stregth and reminds me of what phones were intended for. I take a deep breath, sigh…and remind myself that I still have PC when I get home, and lets face it at work too.