I have a confession to make. I TIVO the television show “Nip/Tuck”. It isn’t because I think it is a good show because frankly I think it is one of the worst shows on television. There has never been a show that has so many plot or logic holes. Even “24” seems completely logical when compared to Nip/Tuck.
The thing about Nip/Tuck though is that each season, hell even each episode, has something that is so ridiculous that it makes me watch it just so I can sit there and groan. (I don’t know if that is a redeeming quality or not). I swear the writers use Mad Libs to create the script because no logical human being would write this shit. Honestly if you sit there and combine three ridiculous things you can create a script.
A woman has a sexual fetish for midgets and decides to have her legs shrunk while the doctors fight a drug addiction while sharing a tranny hooker.
There I just wrote a script. (BTW Nip/Tuck if I see that plotline on the air I am suing the shit out of you.)
I have decided to turn this into a little game. Below are ten plot lines, five are from the show and five I totally pulled out of my ass. Try and guess which are which:
1) A man sucks his own penis so much he can’t function or leave the house. He decides to have his penis reduced so he can no longer reach.
2) An Asian man decides that he is sick of hearing the term “rice dick” when women refer to his penis and decides to actually have a grain of rice replace his dick to get the last laugh.
3) A psycho talent agent stuffs rival agent like a build-a-bear because she has an obsession with her client.
4) A guy sleeps with a girl that may have been his mother. The women in question gave him up for adoption, which he doesn’t know but she does except she doesn’t know he is her son.
5) A man gets surgery to remove a golf ball like mole on his back. Little did he realize that it was an actual golf ball that his wife implanted in him while he was drunk because of her hatred for the amount of time he spends golfing.
6) A woman gets plastic surgery to look like a cat.
7) A story arch about high-end hookers that steal kidneys
8 ) A man with no sex organs was a serial killer whose accomplice was his sister who he may or may not have also been his lover.
9) A child pornography ring is broken up because the doctors had operated on one of the assailants and recognized their birthmark.
10) A woman wants breast implants but instead of the normal implants used she wants to have the remains of her husband put into bags and then into her breasts.
There you have it. Take a shot on guessing what is an actual storyline from Nip/Tuck and what story I pulled out of my ass. No prizes or anything, just figured it would be fun.
What do you think is the most ridiculous show you have ever watched?