Ah, award season is here and my inner fashionista can come out. Not that I can even dress myself… I mean the joy is in making fun of everyone else. Here is my take one some of the celebrity fashion from last night’s 2009 Grammy Awards.
Coldplay- I like Coldplay. Fine… there is my dirty little secret but everytime I see them dress like this I want to cut my inner thigh to punish myself for ever buying one of their cds. The Hello Kitty lunchpal might have to come out from my desk door after seeing this picture from last night.
T-Pain- Yes T-Pain that is the entire amount of talent you have if you didn’t use an auto tuner on every song.
Paula Abdul- You have to love Paula because there is absolutely nothing that she does that breaks the notion that is completely screwed up 24-7.
Stylist (a random bum she found on the street)- So Paula we are going to dress you in yellow with mirrors all over you.
Paula- Sounds great… that is what I pay you for. Now give momma her medicine.
Deadmau5- If only I could have borrowed that mask for my prom date my junior year I would be a must more well adjusted person. I am not going to lie this was by far my favorite outfit of the night.
Futureman- Um… strike what I just said about mouse head. This guy is AWESOME. Please tell me had a sword under that coat. Maybe he will challenge someone from Coldplay to a duel. How awesome would that be? “Chris Martin from Coldplay is struck down in a sword fight by Futureman”
MIA- She is like 35 months pregnant, she has an excuse… I think. I guess the slip can be used as a swaddling blanket just incase the baby falls out of her vagina while on stage.
Jennifer Hudson- Christ Jennifer take the napkin out of your dress before you hit the red carpet.
I originally wanted to just leave a caption under the picture saying, “Look ribs!” But I didn’t want people to play the race card on me.
Robyn- “You thought the bird out of my anus was impressive??? For my next trick I will pull a Wolverine out of my vagina.”
Did anyone watch the Grammy Awards last night? Any thoughts, reactions?