Comments on: Five Fetishes I Just Don’t Get.

By: Hoeanna

Hoeanna — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:33:59 +0000

The whole getting hard by watching some fat chick eat like a slob and trying to be sexy, raises my eyebrow. One would think this would simply remind the dude of how she got fat to begin with.

By: Alejandro

Alejandro — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:15:55 +0000

i have neck fetish, i just cant stop kissing and licking those georgous necks!

By: Cee

Cee — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:19:40 +0000

Chickens? It is not ok to hurt animals ever. That is wrong?

By: reeky

reeky — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:16:19 +0000

@Melissa, I like your list. I just don’t get the bizarre stuff.

Slackmistress, I think I found your old boyfriend with the robot fetish. He’s the art director for the Vesicare pill commercial. You know the one, it’s got the pipe people robots with the leaky (incontinent) pipes. At one point in the commecial, a robot vagina dialates so we can see inside this poor robot. Wait, do robots get embarrassed? Or do that just say, “Yes, that is my robot chooch”. I ranted about that stupid commercial over on my blog today.

By: John

John — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:12:06 +0000

Well jeez, I still don’t get foot fetishes. Necrophilia makes sense though, but Melissa, the necrophiliac wouldn’t desire a cold body, they would want a fresh, warm, not-yet-stiff body.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 23:21:37 +0000

1. Spoogies. What is so sexually exciting about stuffed animals?
2. Scat and/or Golden Showers. That ranks up there with the one weird video with women puking on/in each other and some guy getting juiced from a chick farting in his face. Some things make no sense.
3. Auto-asyphxiation (sp?) most of the guys/gals that get into this take it too far and end up killing grey matter or dying.
4. Beastiality. No pooch on cooch – EVER.
5. Necrophilia. You like a cold unmoving partner, dead fish dates are out there, just use ice cubes (or an ice dong) to set the mood.

By: leh

leh — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:57:55 +0000

pooping or peeing fetishes will never make any sense to me. not that i care if people do it, i don’t but i’ll never understand it.

By: patrick

patrick — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:21:03 +0000

the balloon popping is called crush films they also use bug and sometimes young chickens dont ask me how I know this I just do. Dont judge me

By: Branwyn

Branwyn — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 19:10:21 +0000

I don’t understand beastiality. I probably didn’t even spell it right. Ugh. Reference the video of the man and horse. Had his drunken friends video tape it. Ripped up his insides so bad that it was fatal. Why do people do things like that? Ranks up there with necrophelia… Not to mention, how did these fetishes get titles? Who thought to try them out in the first place? “Hmmm, I think I’ll put some clown paint on that dead horse and go for it!”….WTF????

By: JasonN

JasonN — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:13:40 +0000

First off, I’m only here because Guy Kawasaki posted a link and I’m in a curious mood. But, the topic of fetishes is a queer one (no pun).

I have a story for you, and I don’t know the owner of the story. So, the teller shouldn’t get in trouble. But, a guy (according to the story) had an obsession with aging, concerned about what it would be like to be unable to help himself to the bathroom. So, he went out, bought some adult diapers, stored up a gigantic bowell movement, and waited all day for nature to take its eventual course. I forgot how long he sat in it… but the freaky part of the story is that his (allegedly hot) wife was instructed to take care of him in that state: bathe, clean up, move, etc.

Makes me want to eat a giant juicy cheeseburger with extra large fries and a super sized malt to avoid the predicament.