I can no longer watch the news anymore because each time I do I have to contemplate sticking my head in the oven, fortunately my large melon doesn’t fit in a toaster oven. Watching the first twenty minutes of it has gotten to be such a depressing experience that it ruins my day. At this [...]
Yesterday I read that Octo-Mom was offered a deal where she would be paid one million dollars to do a porn movie. If she signed a multi-picture deal the company would also give her health benefits for her 1.5 million children. I was mortified when I read that, not because it was degrading but because [...]
Seeing as how cell phone technology is current technology for only 34 minutes on average, I must say that this latest little gadgetry of mine excites me to no end. Now, I am never on the forefront of picking up the latest and greatest shit that is out there, so you must indulge me for [...]
I have a confession to make.
Now you need to understand that I’ve been blogging for twelve years. There’s precious little that embarrasses me. My life is the virtual open book, each humiliating moment mined for as much material as I can possibly wring out of it.
But what I’m about to tell you may perhaps be [...]
While I don’t really talk about politics on this blog I have always been a close follower. Having my undergraduate degree in history with a minor in political science I geek out over the political process and how things work. One of the negative bi-products of this is that more and more I find myself [...]
Of course a day after the Academy Awards it is my duty to review the best and worst dressed celebrities from a “straight male that can’t dress himself “ perspective. Not wanting to make this format feel repetitive decided to bring in another person to comment with me on the fashion mistakes of celebrities. I would like to introduce my co-commenter Adolph Hitler who phoned me directly from Hell to offer to do this with me.
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