» Monthly Archives: February 2009
I can no longer watch the news anymore because each time I do I have to contemplate sticking my head in the oven, fortunately my large melon doesn’t fit in a toaster oven. Watching the first twenty minutes of it has gotten to be such a depressing experience that it ruins my day. At this [...]
Yesterday I read that Octo-Mom was offered a deal where she would be paid one million dollars to do a porn movie. If she signed a multi-picture deal the company would also give her health benefits for her 1.5 million children. I was mortified when I read that, not because it was degrading but because [...]
While I don’t really talk about politics on this blog I have always been a close follower. Having my undergraduate degree in history with a minor in political science I geek out over the political process and how things work. One of the negative bi-products of this is that more and more I find myself [...]
Of course a day after the Academy Awards it is my duty to review the best and worst dressed celebrities from a “straight male that can’t dress himself “ perspective. Not wanting to make this format feel repetitive decided to bring in another person to comment with me on the fashion mistakes of celebrities. I would like to introduce my co-commenter Adolph Hitler who phoned me directly from Hell to offer to do this with me.
My undergraduate fraternity held its annual formal in New Orleans. My junior year, Bob and I rode together and took a couple of girls we weren’t dating but had some interest in dating.
By the time we’d finished the drive and gone to dinner, the two of us realized we’d incorrectly chosen, and I began hanging [...]
Sorry I have been behind in getting this up. Here are the entrants for the Dentyne “Take Back Valentine’s Contest”
Entry One From Michelle:
I have a fake fern in my office (I stole it from our accounting group) and decorated it with heartwarming Valentine\’s day garb, like signs that say “it’s not me, it’s you”, dead [...]