Consider if you will for a moment the clitoris. Every other major sex organ has about a thousand different slang words used to describe them, and yet the organ most responsible for a woman’s pleasure (and a man’s endless frustration): nada.
Dried peach or Maya Angelou’s vagina? You decide
Yeah, I know what some of you are thinking, and [...]
The other day I was scrolling through the “to-do” list on our Tivo to make sure that the LOST premiere would be recorded when I came across the following movie title, scheduled to record the next morning:
How to Murder Your Wife.
Hey!
A few of you youngsters out there are unfamiliar with the term “rabbit ears”. A lot of you are clueless of the term “turn the dial”.
Then again, a lot of you are clueless about life, you douchebags.
I digress.
You see, television technology has jumped leaps and bounds over the past 25+ years. I can remember when [...]
I hate anime. I always have and always will. What is even worse than anime is porn drawn in anime fashion, that is what Hentai is.
On a daily basis I get random things sent to me, the other day I was linked to a site that was basically Hentai of the Pixar movie “The Incredibles”. [...]
Oy, this shit is old, isn’t it? This is what I get for taking so much Metamucil that I end up on the smoothie receptacle that I don’t pay attention.
I heard that Google has developed technology that will prevent people who are drunk from emailing using their gmail accounts. Amazing, eh? We can’t figure out [...]
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