Comments on: Ashlee Simpson you need to STFU. Your Sister, Jessica Simpson, is getting fat

By: Hoeanna

Hoeanna — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:56:38 +0000

The only reason for any clothing is too tight is because your too big! The same piece ain’t snug on someone 15 lbs smaller than you!

By: coffee

coffee — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:58:51 +0000

Jessica Simpson is smart… she’s taking over where Kirstie Alley left off and is thus poised to make a ton of money advertising for the weight loss industry

By: dickspitz

dickspitz — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:58:14 +0000

Sure Jess is packing a few more lbs. SFW! I’d still slap the meat pipe ‘tween those DD milk bags and be in awe of how all the extra fried taters & chili give Jess a noisy farthole while I’m sodomizing that hillbilly harlot!

By: Kobie

Kobie — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:17:30 +0000

I’d still hit it like the fist of an angry god.

By: LightGrenade

LightGrenade — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:59:37 +0000

Dude…you’re all missing the point. She’ll get fucked over, and she’ll bounce back weight wise. After bouncing back she’ll need to boost her career again. That means either sex tape or Playboy.

By: Tits McGee

Tits McGee — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:43:47 +0000

I think she’s just happy and in love and getting fucked on a regular basis. Happiness=appetite with a lot of women. Who woulda thunk it.

By: Rick Thirsby

Rick Thirsby — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:47:02 +0000

I’d still do her. Afterwards, we can eat White Castles and drink beer in bed.

By: Chris in Canada

Chris in Canada — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:41:53 +0000

I suppose that made headlines as a “balance” for the people who don’t follow politics or the real world other than what they consume like sheep following blindly via tv. When Jessica first hit the public’s eye years ago you could tell she would become eventually large; just by looking at her chin but like implied above I don’t care about a person’s size, let alone a celebrity’s weight. We live in a really warped era where the masses need to know (or at least think we must know) about every move a celeb makes; we probably know more about celebrities than our next door neighbours. We have the media to thank for that; frankly I’m glad I haven’t caved into all the hype – I despise realty television and mainstream television entertainment news is for people who are too lazy to read (the same dirt in related magazines) – people watching people doing nothing? no thank you; I get gripping entertainment by looking at my aquarium — and I get all my dirt here in one easy to follow blog written by the legendary Bobby Finstock

By: Tori

Tori — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:40:38 +0000

I was curious, and there wasn’t much on google. But he actually got cut in favor of Chris Henry.

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:26:46 +0000

She isn’t an underage girl