Comments on: Am I a good boyfriend? A Seventeen Magazine Poll

By: Hoeanna

Hoeanna — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:06:21 +0000

Why would an adult male be taking a “boyfriend” quiz in a kids mag anyway? Fuckin cho-mo!!

By: Chance

Chance — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:07:18 +0000

“It’s like that saying, ‘in the poker game of life, women are the fucking rake.’”

“What are you talking about? What saying?”

“Well, there outta be one.”

By: Thomas

Thomas — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:04:29 +0000

Duh, everyone knows that the best way to hook up with a girl is to hang out with a bunch of gay guys. They attract women like a bug-zapper covered in maple syrup attracts insects. Women get comfortable in the company of gay guys and thus comfortable in your company. Later, when they want lovin, you’re the only one who can provide.

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:23:07 +0000

I am sorry to have crushed your dreams.

By: patrick

patrick — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:44:05 +0000

I always wondered how you would be in bed but now I know you would be a selfish lover

By: LightGrenade

LightGrenade — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:53:33 +0000

I read all those horrible books. Homo-erotic vampires are funny. Did you know that apparently they have perpetual hard-on’s but can’t do anything about it? Kind of like me all through high school, just less(more) homo-erotic.

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:33:22 +0000

Did she buy you ice cream after?

By: C

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:24:06 +0000

Hahaha thanks for putting THE worst image ever in my head

By: discotrash

discotrash — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:06:35 +0000

my mom used to buy this shit for me to get me to be more “normal” LOOK THE GIRLS IN THE MAGAZINE DON’T HAVE PINK HAIR, WHY DO YOU HAVE PINK HAIR?
*head desk*

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:05:45 +0000

No… I don’t think I would have done it in her peak.