How Hentai will ruin your life
I hate anime. I always have and always will. What is even worse than anime is porn drawn in anime fashion, that is what Hentai is.
On a daily basis I get random things sent to me, the other day I was linked to a site that was basically Hentai of the Pixar movie “The Incredibles”. Now because of that link I will never be able to watch that movie again, I have to scrape the idea of the voice of Craig T Nelson talking dirty while banging away on Mrs. Incredible. Believe me that will be hard to do.
I don’t live in a plastic bubble. I obviously have seen some sick shit before. But there is something really wrong having treasured childhood cartoons turned into bondage scenes or worse. If the world of Hentai is to be believed at this point if Smurfette had as many dicks coming out of her as she has going into her she would be a porcupine. Also I have to say I never need to see a Flintstones, Scooby Doo, or Family Circle gang bang ever again. Yeah that is right, you get to see your own Aristocrats joke performed right in front of you animation style, that isn’t a selling point.
Now before you accuse me of being sexually repressed or pointing out the fact that porn does parodies of popular things like Dickman and Throbin, The Curious Case of Benjamin Blowjob, or the Sarah Palin biopic I would counter that there are no children involved. Also with the porn at least I can entertain myself with poor acting, bad music, some unintentional comedy, and actual human flesh.
Now excuse me I going to see if I can find some dirty pictures of Mammy Two Shoes from Tom and Jerry you just know she has a huge rack.
Hentai, disturbing pictures you want to erase from your brain or harmless perverted fun?
“Now excuse me I going to see if I can find some dirty pictures of Mammy Two Shoes from Tom and Jerry you just know she has a huge rack.”
You also know that she has hair/fur/feathers protruding from every orifice on her body, which would make looking at Mammy Two Shoes nude like looking at grandma naked. Remember what the Buffoon says, “Her bush is above her belly button!”
Gross.
Is it wrong that I am slightly turned on by that idea?
Whatever floats your boat. I mean, you are the one that has an unusual fascination with Bea Arthur.
im going to vomit inside my mouth…. there are things that are gross…
Be glad I am only showing you an edited one… and not some of the other ones I ran across
Are you serious…who’s a fan of this?!
I am now picturing that guy’s photo you posted on here with the exposed nipple and Dwight Schrute glasses hugging the stuffed Alpaca. I bet he’s into it.
Was there any question that he wasn’t… you just know… you just know
I don’t get the appeal of this stuff at all but hey different strokes for different folks. I am sure that Jessica Rabbit is a favorite of all the cartoon porn nerds.
Yes… and Betty Rubble
Rule 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.
when will I learn… when will I learn?
Is it wrong that I’ve known about cartoon porn forever? The problem is that most of the cartoon chicks are hot (Betty Rubble, Jessica Rabbit, etc.) while the cartoon dudes are gross (Barney Rubble, Hong Kong Phooey, etc.)
Nothing like regular porn.
Oh wait…
No matter when women are objectified they always get the short end of the stick…
Most women laugh when they get the short end of my stick.
I’ll go put myself in timeout now..
Apparently you people don’t explore shit. Rydia from FF4. Misty from pokemon. Mary from those christianity stories.
Arcee from transformers.
Come on, man, there are people that get off on getting pooped on.
there are some things that just can’t happen with real people. Like moon sex.
Mary really did need some deep dicking
I know, right, I mean, sure, if we’re buying the whole “jesus walks on my pool” thing, hell, lets believe she was a virgin when she got pregnant. after that, BAM, nothing else? Shit no. Girl got /down/. Especially when she went to japan and made friends with a tentacle monster.
Isn’t that what John 3:16 is about?
The worst thing EVER was when I accidentally came across a picture of Bart Simpson raping Lisa Simpson because it was labeled as something else. That was back in the day and I still cry when I think about it.
Was he doing the Bartman?
That was horrible. I am going to go hang myself now.
Aw dude! Why??
Anybody who gets off on Hentai needs to be locked up. Oh, wait, they already are… in their mom’s basement.
Dude… don’t be so quick to judge. I mean really… I am sure some have attic apartments.
DUde, that just isn’t fair. I mean, you bring me a girl to my basement that wants to have sex with an octopus on the moon and I’ll go to that crazy house.
Alright…seriously guys…not even Jessica Rabbit? Not even a little bit?
Okay maybe like once or twice.
But sometimes you just need to see some tentacle fucking. I mean really, what’s life without a little tentacle fucking now and again?
I think you have sold me on this.
When will people learn…..I am just disgusted at my self that is bullshit….Excuse me,while I go hang myself for this..goodbye cruel world.What has it come to..?
Look! Some people like hentai, some people don’t, I personally don’t, but the last thing i’m gonna do is insult people coz they have differant sexual preferances. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it, it’s that simple. But it seems like your investing a lot of your time slagging off people because they are differant. I personally think that’s sad and that maybe your the one who lives in your mothers basement with nothing better to do!
By the way, I don’t think people should label hentai as other things so people stumble upon it accidentally, but it happens and if that scars you for life then you should try looking at some things I’ve stumbled upon accidentally (Believe me they’re much sicker than hentai) but I get over it.
I’ll agree with you that hentai is gross. But its for the people that want to watch it; you have a choice wether you click play or not. Hentai is for the people that choose to watch it. Though it is pretty nasty,things like that in the world happen everyday. Yes it does scar you for life, me and my friend learned the hard way, and I am a girl. Curosity (Sorry if i mispelt english isn’t that great) is what cause’s people to watch, and regret watching Hentai. And yes it does scar you for life. (: Have a Nice Day, Moni(: