Yeah, I wanted to kill Hitler AND Pol Pot, Tom
Your weirdness is getting old, Tom Cruise. Yes, it is.
But, anything for a last second box office push, eh, nancy boy?
I know that my pal Stan Indursky raked this asshole over the coals a few weeks ago, and considering that Stan is an asshole himself, well, that is a big deal.
But, now I must call this Cruise cat to task.
You see, Tom apparently grew up wanting to kill Adolph Hitler, which clearly is the same thing 12 million other American boys born after the year 1960 were and are thinking as well.
Cruise said, “I always wanted to kill Hitler, I hated him”
“As a child studying history and looking at documents, I wondered, why didn’t someone stand up and try to stop it?”
Bullshit.
He wasn’t thinking about baseball, football, Tonka trucks, video games, Monopoly, barbie dolls, no…
He was thinking about killing Hitler. A man, that by the time Tom Cruise was old enough to shout “the closet is my friend and hiding place”, had been dead for over 20 years, for Pete’s sake.
God Almighty, please give this shithead a mute button.
Listen. I don’t know what you think about Tom Cruise. If I follow the chronology of his movies over the past twenty five years, I have to admit, he has been in quite a few flicks that I’ve enjoyed. Movies where he was bad-ass, he fucked a hot 80’s chick with huge furburgers,
movies where his acting talent was outstanding, hell, even movies in which he is blatantly gay…they were good, and he was tolerable. Movies like:
Taps
Risky Business (although that tighty whitey scene was stupid as fuck)
All The Right Moves
Top Gun
Born on the Fourth of July
A Few Good Men…
…to name a few.
Then he started being assertive with his nut-jobbiness and anti-pharmaceutical and anti-post partum depression shit and started making flaming turds of movies where he basically runs all the time. And I haven’t seen Tropic Thunder yet, so that doesn’t count…no benefit of the doubt here.
Speaking of pharmaceuticals, I need some blood pressure meds.
But at what point does an actors personal beliefs, and said ‘in-your-face-edness’ about those beliefs get in the way of the actors ability themselves? I can’t watch a movie with this ass clown in it anymore and not think of L. Ron Hubbard getting a blowjob from T. Cruise.
I want to send Craig T. Nelson back in time and make sure he puts a MacGregor turf cleat inside Seth’s asshole and never lets him see the football field ever again.
I want to make sure he dies, not Goose.
No, a code Red was not ordered, so have fun getting anal poked at Leavenworth, dingleberry.
That would make me feel good. Not the turf cleat in MY ass, but, aw hell, you know.
How many of you let an actors personal politics and beliefs get in the way of the characters they play on screen?
And when it comes to T.C. am I crazy? Or is he?
Tom Cruise is bat shit jumping on couches making shitty movies lately crazy. But that doesn’t mean you can’t be a little crazy too. But seriously, Maynard said it best. “Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
fuck all his clones.”
I’m honest when I say that I am a little crazy too. Not batshit crazy, but just a little of kilter enough to keep everyone on their toes.
Catherine Bell (”Hooters McGee” on JAG). She was on my “list” (you know, the list you and your significant other agree on regarding hot people). Until I found out she was batshit crazy. Like a scientologist that makes Tom Cruise look sane. Instant shrinkage. More so than usual.
I’ve got to admit, I thought only old people watched JAG (proving what Family Guy says) so I can’t say that I’ve paid one bit of attention to her. If you say she’s nuts, I’ll agree and go and find some stuff about her to satisfy the need to know she is crazy.
I couldn’t tell you thing one about JAG other than it’s a military lawyer show. I just had an unhealthy fascination with Catherine Bell. Hell, I don’t think her character’s name is “Hooters McGee”. If it was, I might have to change my view of the show. But generally, yes, I believe it’s an old person’s show.
Aren’t there rumors that Hitler was a closet homosexual also?
So lets see… little Tom Cruise, developing his early sense of gay-dar and homo erotic shame spends his time reading about Hitler curled up on his mother’s lap. He’s getting more and more enraged in a repressed queer-phobic wave a la Kevin Spacey’s neighbor in American Beauty. (Who owned Nazi China)
He then grows up to marry beautiful women and date one fag hag (Penelope Cruz), then play a Hitler Assassin to further distance himself from the growing disappointment he’ll never be able to hold Adolf in him arms.
It all makes sense to me.
An interesting theory, but I contend that he did it for the eyepatch. Which is all I know about that movie.
See Tropic Thunder, that’s all Im gonna say.
first of all i have to agree that in tropic thunder he had good acting, but he had a secondary role, so it should not count.
I believe his movies suffer as he gains rank inside the cult. maybe the aliens are doing something to his brain.:)
“This is what Scientologists actually believe”
I find TC really off-putting now. And every time he opens his mouth, he makes it worse.
He sucked in Tropic Thunder. The whole movie wasn’t that funny at all but he was HORRIBLE. I don’t get why people are praising him for that movie. I wanted to walk out when he was on screen
i feel that way about angelina and brad (that picture makes me so irritated). they make her out to be some saint, when really she is giving such a small portion of her money to charity. There are people who aren’t rich, that spend their whole lives working for charities, and never get recognition. and she always looks so smug, and she broke up 3 marriages! 3! sure none of those facts have anything to do with each other but she still irritates me. and brad is so effing dumb when he talks. I honestly can’t watch movies with them in it anymore.