5 More Questions with Ashley Steel

One of my goals this year with the site is to try and bring some new and interesting stuff. I want to start doing the five questions series twice a month with random people and hopefully land some D-List celebrities. (I actually have reached out to some people from the Rock of Love and other reality shows.)

To kick off the year I am going to dip into the well and interview my friend Ashley Steel again, an adult movie star, about some random things.  My questions and comments are in bold.

1) This is your second set of five questions… the first person ever to repeat. (I will even spell your name correctly this time.) What are the chances of you saying in your next movie, “Pointlessbanter.net makes me want a strawberry shortcake”?

Honestly? I’m scared to ask what a Strawberry Shortcake actually is. Knowing you, If this has anything to do with Poo, I’m gonna say no! I do have to say though you have peaked my curiosity… Am I gonna regret this?

(That is officially the greatest video ever made.)

2) The synopsis for your film “No Dicks in this Flick” says, “The title says it all…” Really does the title say it all? Or is it like “Weekend at Bernie’s” where so much more happens than just spending a weekend at Bernie’s?

With no dicks, a lot can happen. Although with dicks a lot can happen too. I’m gonna say the title definitely doesn’t say it all, unless the title says “Lots of hot chicks eating pussy while pounding each other with dildos and strap-ons while men watch and drool”, in which case the title DOES say it all.

(Note: that is the exact plot line of Weekend at Bernie’s 2.)

3) Sasha Grey is the talk of the entertainment industry after being cast in the new Steven Soderberg movie. She is being marketed as being uber intelligent and I personally think she comes off as a condescending bitch after seeing her interview on Tyra Banks and G4 TV. Knowing your educational background what do you think of her? Is it a faux intelligence where she is acting too cool for school?

To be honest, I really don’t follow industry news or media at all… but thanks to the wonderful availability of virtually anything you want via the net, I found some clips of her on the Tyra Banks Show… to be honest I am the last person to judge anyone. I didn’t think I was gonna like her before I started the video, but actually, I think she came off really well. Unfortunately with the editing and such, they really made porn look bad in general but these girls do love the abuse and violence and things. It’s exactly what gets them off. They want it on and off camera. I am not personally into it but I sure as hell will defend her right to want it however she wants it. With biased shows and a public waiting for someone to tell them how they should think, it makes it pretty easy to turn someone’s personal freedoms into a circus act. That being said, she IS 18… but carries herself well, ESPECIALLY for a Porn Star. Having been in the industry for 4 years and having worked with countless young women, the fact that Sasha can form a comprehendible sentence is impressive, let alone make a point. I do hold a BA from UCLA and have countless educational references myself, but as far as Sasha goes, at 18 and as a Porn Star, she is virtually a genius!

(Judging people is fun… I was hoping to illicit a catfight here. That didn’t work.)

4) Did you make it through the entire “Two girls one cup” video? If so did you grade the girl’s performances? Do you do that when you see porn? Like I judge other blogger compared to myself do you sit there and call other people “hacks” or watch people and get impressed by their performances?

Let me tell you, I did go to college… which is why I did NOT watch the video.. Nope.. Still haven’t seen it and don’t plan on it. I know I know… but think of it like this… It’s kind of like when someone says to you “Hey this smells horrible… here smell it.” Ummm, NO. Why on earth would I smell it when you just told me it was so unpleasant? As for judging a performance, I am not much of a critic. If it turns me on, then I assume its good, even if they don’t cheat to the camera. I do notice sometimes though when the girl isn’t really getting off… that makes any porn video difficult to enjoy, although I do think as a girl I just notice those things more. We just know when another girl is faking it. You can almost smell it!

(I am going to leave the smell it line alone, I am sure there is a joke in there somewhere.)

5) Do you ever go to urbandictionary.com for fun and read through the perverse sexual acts and put a price tag on it? Has anyone ever attempted a Birmingham Booty Call on screen before, if not would you consider it?

I am a fan of Urban Dictionary… although I don’t find reading through perverse sexual acts a useful past time for myself. Now, having looked up my first perverse sexual act, solely because of this question, I’d have to say no one has ever attempted a Birmingham Booty Call on or off screen. I do want to add, that this is absolutely disgusting… and I wonder how on earth you came across this yourself. Maybe I should re-read the beginning of your question to figure that out! Regardless, I’m not even going to entertain the possibility of considering this!

(*Puts cell phone away with a dejected look on his face* maybe next time.)

If you want to check out Ashley you can follow her here:

SFW

Twitter.com/ashleysteel
Myspace.com/AshleySteel
http://www.karmastudent.com/blog/

NSFW

http://www.sendashleytocollege.com/

Also I would like to welcome Ashley to pointlessbanter.net, once every month or two she will be doing a segment called “ask a pornstar” you can send in your questions via the contact form on the site. This should be slightly entertaining.