Comments on: A realistic resolution

By: Marcie

Marcie — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 13:18:02 +0000

I was at Borders and really had to poop. well I farted in an aisle i thought i was alone, a guy who worked there told me the “flatuance” section was “that way” and pointed to the bathroom. I don’t like public bathrooms either.

By: Chachi

Chachi — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 10:20:23 +0000

I’m so grateful the SS didn’t take me out for being left handed, that way I can pass Finstock a piece of Charmin under the “stall-wall”

By: arizona auto insurance

arizona auto insurance — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:55:39 +0000

The worst rest rooms are those fast food places on the side of road along those lonely freeways of the country. The Wendy’s between Phoenix and Flagstaff can get pretty doozy.

By: Tits McGee

Tits McGee — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:24:30 +0000

Public restrooms? YUCK.
I will never fuck you.

By: boris

boris — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:08:38 +0000

WTF?

By: PsYcHo BiTcH

PsYcHo BiTcH — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:45:05 +0000

IF YOU NEED A THERAPIST, I WOULD BE WILLING TO GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT AND A YEAR’S WORTH OF TOILET PAPER ROLLS.

By: Jaime

Jaime — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:44:51 +0000

Public restrooms are gross. Of course, I also have a shy bladder. If there’s so much as someone in another stall I can’t even pee!

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:15:52 +0000

That resolution will gel nicely with my resolution this year:

Throw my poopy toilet paper at men in public restrooms.

Yeah. I’m looking at YOU.

By: Alejandro

Alejandro — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:00:42 +0000

darcie, that is so funny, i would have done the same thing:)

as for me i can take a dump any place, even in the forest, and once or twice i had to go in the forest without toilet paper, so i used leaves.
It just a state of mind.
I can walk naked in front of anyone and not like a lot of people that want to cover up.

By: Darcie

Darcie — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:28:09 +0000

I saw my ex boss walking out of the office bathroom with a newspaper. I started laughing and pointing at him. His face turned red and he pulled me into his office and gave me a lecture on how to be polite.