Comments on: I am Farmer Ted

By: reeky

reeky — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:33:30 +0000

When I used to have weird 80s hair someone said I looked like Hermie the elf from Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer. Good thing hair can be cut.

By: Callie

Callie — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:28:31 +0000

When Julia Roberts’ movie, Erin Brockovich, came out I got about 10 calls from people telling me that they made a movie about me. I’m not sure if it was the red hair or the attitude……maybe both. Along with my continual use of my tits and ass to get what I wanted. *sigh* But that was all before I started melting like the wicked witch of the west. Now I have a raging case of youth deficiency and life sucks a big green weenie. But it was sure fun while it lasted!

By: Tits McGee

Tits McGee — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:44:00 +0000

Jake Ryan now makes furniture. I’d totally hump one of his chairs.
Farmer Ted gave me the creeps. At least she didnt say you were Long Duck Dong. oh, this house so confusing! Sorry I had to.

By: PJ

PJ — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:20:48 +0000

I can’t believe you didn’t even slip one Long Duk Dong joke in there. You’re slipping Matty.

By: Tori

Tori — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:07:34 +0000

No, they say “Hell YES!”

By: Robot Monkey

Robot Monkey — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:56:07 +0000

I was told that I reminded someone of the lead singer for “Smash Mouth”. I promptly punched them in the mouth. Not because I was offended at the comparison, just the association with such a shitty band. “Hey, now, you’re an all-star” indeed.

By: Branwyn

Branwyn — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:01:42 +0000

Once upon a time in my high school years, the 80’s, I was told I looked like Molly Ringwold. Granted I had done the whole “Sun In” thing to my hair so it was strawberry blonde, but I didn’t/don’t see it. As far as Sixteen Candles, I have bigger boobs than her and in Breakfast Club,well I’ll admit, I do have princess tendencies once in awhile. ONCE, and only once, someone told me I looked similar to Monica Lewinski too. At least then I could be someone who was getting some. LOL! (however, I don’t see that resemblance either)

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:53:36 +0000

You have no idea what I went through. All my friends were getting the poonany and my entire life was spent as wingman for them. Sucked ass I tell ya.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:52:06 +0000

You look like Christina Ricci? You do? I don’t see it, frankly. Heh.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:51:18 +0000

Diane Court was the end all be all. Smart, pretty, the way they were sweating in that Ford Tempo leads me to believe that she can fuck like no other too. Good all the way around. So yes, who doesn’t want to be her?