It’s Not Like I Named My Kid Adolph Hitler… Oh Wait

In a year with celebrities naming their kids weird names like Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale or Bronx Mowgli Wentz the best names for children are reserved for a Pennsylvania couple.

I am sure by now most of you have heard the story about the Pennsylvania family that was upset because a local supermarket wouldn’t make a cake for a child’s birthday. What was the child’s name you ask? Adolph Hitler Campbell… yup, that is classy.

Want to be famous? Eat something or don’t eat something for a month

I’ve decided that in order to get press coverage for this blog and to obtain my 15 minutes of fame I am going to only eat Dole Mandarin Orange snack packs for an entire month. (I sure as hell won’t be getting scurvy.) Eating one thing for an entire month is the quickest way to fame in America… well next to participating in a school shooting or crying that “your kids were abducted” after you tossed them into a river.

Our Secret Service Kind of Blows

You know I kind of get that these guys only have like five and a half weeks to work. The guys on the Presidential detail are probably looking forward to their new assignments and laughing at the guys that are going to have to guard Obama. Think about how shitty that job is going to [...]

10 Hottest Women From 90s Alternative Rock

One of the biggest things about the 90s alternative rock was the drive for women to be taken seriously in their craft. A lot of women played down their looks and drove their sexuality through their music. No matter how some tried to hide it their natural beauty and well I guess in the case of one person on this list their unnatural beauty showed through.

Damn you charity, damn you

I have been writing blogs in one form or another for over four years now. (I know get a life right?) Every year when Christmas comes around I bitch about the same thing… charity. Personally I am a charitable guy, I give money to the things I want to support and on occasion am more [...]

Who would win in a knife fight?

Some questions in life aren’t important. Things like “should we bail out the auto industry”? The often asked “is there a God”? Or even “when a girl says no does she really mean no”?