The Night Before Christmas…Matt E. Warren Style

This is kind of long, in retrospect. But, it embodies the very spirit of Christmas as I have come to know it. Enjoy!
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It’s the Night Before Christmas, and I’m slouching at my home. The beer and rum I have been swilling, are circling my dome.
My socks have stinky holes in them, my furnace is on [...]

My Favorite Gifts From Growing Up

Merry Christmas!!!!!!! And if you are Jewish have a god day going to the movies or whatever it is you guys do on this day.
One of the best things about Christmas is having my nephew around to watch him go ape shit over toys. The pure excitement and rush he gets is kind of fun [...]

A Pictorial Look at the Last 100 Years of Christmas

As I was putting this together, I found it eerie how, despite the vast changes that have taken place over the last Century, the crux of Christmas has remained the same.  The Christmas of 1900 looks essentially the same as the Christmas of 2008.  I found it fascinating ,and I hope you will too.  Happy [...]

WalMart: Real Entertainment Value

This post was supposed to be put up a few days ago, before my esteemed colleague Mr. Finstock posted how Staples is the entertainment capital of the retail world. I’m gonna have to disagree with that, while appreciating that Staples is a great place for threesomes. But, in reality, the only people that patronize Staples [...]

Is Digg Sexist?

Is Digg Sexist? That is the question that has never crossed my mind since I started diggin’. And honestly – from what I’ve seen so far, the answer is no.

Staples entertains me to no end

I love going into Staples. (Not because I worked there while in college and had a Christmas party threesome.) There isn’t a store on the face of the earth that has as much random bullshit mixed with every day items that you actually need.

The other day I had to go use their fax machine to [...]