It is that time of the year where I can be really lazy and just throw up a best of and say that it is a yearly recap. I have to say it was a banner year at the pointless banter household. We welcome in a couple of new writers, I started to get paid to write this shit, got a major influx of traffic, new readers, and only one death threat. I want to thank everyone that made this a great year… readers, DonkeySosa, Matt, and Stan.
So let me take you through my favorite posts month by month. I guess it is a good way for new readers to catch up on what they missed out and for others to see that my personal judgment of my own work is horribly shitty.
This will forever be known as the “pudding incident” and it might be my favorite drunken mistakes blog ever.
I go head to head with former reality TV star Patty Novak in my quest for true love… or something like that.
Honorable Mention: Tossed Salad and KFC… not for people with a weak stomach or puritan moral values
Cosmopolitan Magazine is for Whores and Idiots… But then again I guess this isn’t anything new.
Seeing this band changed my life this year. Honestly it was comedy that was just perfectly done.
Favorite picture used this year in a blog
May was really a banner month for me. I made the front page of digg for the first time when I wrote a satirical piece about how Generation Y has no culture. Of course every idiot from digg took it serious and picked a fight. I was mentioned on CNN and I my blog was banned in Qatar… I still can’t figure out which I am more proud of.
The five dirtiest places known to mankind
I just like this post
I really like doing the Seventeen Magazine Questions Answered. I hardly did them this year but this was probably my favorite post of this run: How do I talk to my mom about sex?
WTF Do I need 14 Rolls For? I still can’t figure out why I got so many rolls for a carry out order.
I bitch about a lot of things on here. Some of it is fake ire, while other things really drive me insane. This is something that truly bugs me. I hate when people use their Facebook relationship status for attention
When a stripper calls you a gay liar is that rock bottom? Sadly the answer is clearly yes.
Only I can end up meeting a hooker through match.com… I need 50 dollars to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing
I hope you all had fun this year and I am looking towards a great 2009.
Have a happy and safe new years. Thanks for spending a couple minutes of your day here.