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My favorite posts from 2008

By: Bobby Finstock on 12/31/08 @ 8:00 am

It is that time of the year where I can be really lazy and just throw up a best of and say that it is a yearly recap. I have to say it was a banner year at the pointless banter household. We welcome in a couple of new writers, I started to get paid to write this shit, got a major influx of traffic, new readers, and only one death threat. I want to thank everyone that made this a great year… readers, DonkeySosa, Matt, and Stan.

So let me take you through my favorite posts month by month. I guess it is a good way for new readers to catch up on what they missed out and for others to see that my personal judgment of my own work is horribly shitty.


This will forever be known as the “pudding incident” and it might be my favorite drunken mistakes blog ever.


Looking for love in all the wrong places: Matchmaker my ass

I go head to head with former reality TV star Patty Novak in my quest for true love… or something like that.

Honorable Mention: Tossed Salad and KFC… not for people with a weak stomach or puritan moral values


Cosmopolitan Magazine is for Whores and Idiots… But then again I guess this isn’t anything new.


5 Questions with Metal Bee Gees Tribute Band: Tragedy

Seeing this band changed my life this year. Honestly it was comedy that was just perfectly done.

Favorite picture used this year in a blog


May was really a banner month for me. I made the front page of digg for the first time when I wrote a satirical piece about how Generation Y has no culture. Of course every idiot from digg took it serious and picked a fight. I was mentioned on CNN and I my blog was banned in Qatar… I still can’t figure out which I am more proud of.


The five dirtiest places known to mankind
I just like this post


I really like doing the Seventeen Magazine Questions Answered. I hardly did them this year but this was probably my favorite post of this run: How do I talk to my mom about sex?


WTF Do I need 14 Rolls For? I still can’t figure out why I got so many rolls for a carry out order.


I bitch about a lot of things on here. Some of it is fake ire, while other things really drive me insane. This is something that truly bugs me. I hate when people use their Facebook relationship status for attention


When a stripper calls you a gay liar is that rock bottom? Sadly the answer is clearly yes.


Only I can end up meeting a hooker through match.com… I need 50 dollars to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing

I hope you all had fun this year and I am looking towards a great 2009.

Have a happy and safe new years. Thanks for spending a couple minutes of your day here.

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

23 Responses to “My favorite posts from 2008”

  1. Mark says:

    Great year of writing Kevin! Also a great job by the new writers, I am particularly fond of DoneySosa’s stuff. The Christmas toy story this week was great. I ended up posting it up on my Facebook for my friends to check out. BTW, I hate the update to relationship status option in Facebook. My favorite incident with that was a girl on there updated her status to single and a bunch of us who know her lack of morals asked “You were in a relationship?”. LOL. Have a safe New Year and I can’t wait to see 2009 has in store for us readers!

    • stan says:

      What? My stuff is mince meat? Shit Mark. What’s a guy gotta do to get some respect around here? Fuck an armless hooker in the nub?

      Bah. I like Donkeysosa’s stuff too.

      And I’m joking about the armless hooker crack. Or am I?

      • Mark says:

        Sorry Stan…didn’t mean to offend you. If you fuck an armless hooker with nub I think that gets 1,000 points though :) . No your shit is good to, I just happened to catch Donkey’s last blog…my bad.

      • donkeysosa says:

        If you fuck an armless hooker, I for one will PROMISE to love and respect you

    • Thanks Mark… I promise there will be some good things happening this year.

  2. Vince says:

    I’ve been subscribed to your blog for nearly 2 years now and its been a shit ton of fun reading your stuff. Here’s to Pointless Banter, let it offend more people in 2009 because 1 death threat is never enough!

  3. Meghan says:

    The Pudding Incident just reminded me of the video response you did to 2girls 1cup while eating a snack pack…good lord.

  4. Karl Rove says:

    I think your goal for 2009 should be getting banned in a larger country. Start trying to get banned in one country every year and in approximately 195 years you’ll be banned everywhere! Of course you’ll probably be able to do it quicker when China takes over the world.

  5. Tits McGee says:

    I need more vaginas writing for you.

  6. Tits McGee says:

    Happy New Year, cracker.

  7. Tori says:

    I’ll threaten to kill you if you’d like. I personally like the death threat I got the best though. He was going to rape me with a stake (sic) knife first. :D

  8. JD says:

    you forgot you Dec casey anthony hub bub

    i mean

    i am soooooo disappointed

  9. bishop says:

    Great year Bobby seems like May was the stand out month. Keep up the good work.

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