My favorite posts from 2008
It is that time of the year where I can be really lazy and just throw up a best of and say that it is a yearly recap. I have to say it was a banner year at the pointless banter household. We welcome in a couple of new writers, I started to get paid to write this shit, got a major influx of traffic, new readers, and only one death threat. I want to thank everyone that made this a great year… readers, DonkeySosa, Matt, and Stan.
So let me take you through my favorite posts month by month. I guess it is a good way for new readers to catch up on what they missed out and for others to see that my personal judgment of my own work is horribly shitty.
January
This will forever be known as the “pudding incident” and it might be my favorite drunken mistakes blog ever.
February
Looking for love in all the wrong places: Matchmaker my ass
I go head to head with former reality TV star Patty Novak in my quest for true love… or something like that.
Honorable Mention: Tossed Salad and KFC… not for people with a weak stomach or puritan moral values
March
Cosmopolitan Magazine is for Whores and Idiots… But then again I guess this isn’t anything new.
April
5 Questions with Metal Bee Gees Tribute Band: Tragedy
Seeing this band changed my life this year. Honestly it was comedy that was just perfectly done.
Favorite picture used this year in a blog
May
May was really a banner month for me. I made the front page of digg for the first time when I wrote a satirical piece about how Generation Y has no culture. Of course every idiot from digg took it serious and picked a fight. I was mentioned on CNN and I my blog was banned in Qatar… I still can’t figure out which I am more proud of.
June
The five dirtiest places known to mankind
I just like this post
July
I really like doing the Seventeen Magazine Questions Answered. I hardly did them this year but this was probably my favorite post of this run: How do I talk to my mom about sex?
August
WTF Do I need 14 Rolls For? I still can’t figure out why I got so many rolls for a carry out order.
September
I bitch about a lot of things on here. Some of it is fake ire, while other things really drive me insane. This is something that truly bugs me. I hate when people use their Facebook relationship status for attention
October
When a stripper calls you a gay liar is that rock bottom? Sadly the answer is clearly yes.
November
Only I can end up meeting a hooker through match.com… I need 50 dollars to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing
I hope you all had fun this year and I am looking towards a great 2009.
Have a happy and safe new years. Thanks for spending a couple minutes of your day here.
Great year of writing Kevin! Also a great job by the new writers, I am particularly fond of DoneySosa’s stuff. The Christmas toy story this week was great. I ended up posting it up on my Facebook for my friends to check out. BTW, I hate the update to relationship status option in Facebook. My favorite incident with that was a girl on there updated her status to single and a bunch of us who know her lack of morals asked “You were in a relationship?”. LOL. Have a safe New Year and I can’t wait to see 2009 has in store for us readers!
What? My stuff is mince meat? Shit Mark. What’s a guy gotta do to get some respect around here? Fuck an armless hooker in the nub?
Bah. I like Donkeysosa’s stuff too.
And I’m joking about the armless hooker crack. Or am I?
Sorry Stan…didn’t mean to offend you. If you fuck an armless hooker with nub I think that gets 1,000 points though
. No your shit is good to, I just happened to catch Donkey’s last blog…my bad.
If you fuck an armless hooker, I for one will PROMISE to love and respect you
Thanks Mark… I promise there will be some good things happening this year.
I’ve been subscribed to your blog for nearly 2 years now and its been a shit ton of fun reading your stuff. Here’s to Pointless Banter, let it offend more people in 2009 because 1 death threat is never enough!
Really 1 death threat is just an appetite wetter.
The Pudding Incident just reminded me of the video response you did to 2girls 1cup while eating a snack pack…good lord.
I think your goal for 2009 should be getting banned in a larger country. Start trying to get banned in one country every year and in approximately 195 years you’ll be banned everywhere! Of course you’ll probably be able to do it quicker when China takes over the world.
I think that is a scalable plan
I need more vaginas writing for you.
We already have Stan.
That greasy bohunk?
He is a bearded clam, that guy.
I’ve been on the look out for good consistent and funny vagina for months now… it doesn’t exist
That was supposed to say you not I. Though I am need of your blog to have more vagina writing too *hinthint**winkwink*
Happy New Year, cracker.
I’ll threaten to kill you if you’d like. I personally like the death threat I got the best though. He was going to rape me with a stake (sic) knife first.
Death threats are never well written.
you forgot you Dec casey anthony hub bub
i mean
i am soooooo disappointed
I wrote this before I wrote the Casey Anthony blog… I am lazy like that.
Great year Bobby seems like May was the stand out month. Keep up the good work.
Thanks for sending me all the shit this year.