F-U-C-HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES
This was my son’s first Christmas, and it was a ton of fun. Sure, he really had no clue why he was getting all of these cool gifts, but it sure was fine by him! The day after Christmas, his mother and I sat down with him to mess around with some of his still yet-to-be-played-with toys. One such toy was the Leapfrog Alphabet Pal Caterpillar.
As you can see, the caterpillar has all the letters of the alphabet on its legs, and different settings will make different things happen when you touch the legs. Well, one such setting pronounces the letters phonetically. So, for example you touch each letter to spell out “dog” and it sounds something like this:
DUH-AH-GUH
What a great learning tool, right? Mrs. Donk and I, being the responsible, 30-something year old parents that we are, examined the toy closely and immediately figured out the best way to effectively use it to introduce our child to the world of speech. That’s right, we quickly started spelling out curse words.
That’s when the real fun began. Because, you see, the Leapfrog company, anticipating horrible parents like my wife and I, had apparently paid a staff member a pretty penny to think up all of the possible curse words and have them blocked…and in the most darling way. Every time we would touch the last letter that would make the cuddly bug spout out a foul epiphet, the little cuty would instead say “HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES.”
Well, let me tell you, that dude deserves his paycheck, because we tried a buttload of swear words:
F-U-C-HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES
S-H-I-HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES
T-I-HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES
F-A-R-HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES
D-I-C-HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES
A-S-HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES
B-I-T-C-HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES
C-O-C-HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES
C-L-I-HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES (that’s right folks, it recognized the word clit)
The best part was that our son seemed to find it all as funny as we did, making for a truly joyous family Christmas moment. Ahh, we are going to have so much fun with him until CPS comes to snatch him away.
PS: If you think of any other words to try tell me and I’ll let you know if they work.
We also got this for one of my kids years ago and proceeded to do the same thing. It seems like we were able to get around some of the words (maybe we used a “Q” instead of a “K” on some of them) but it was pretty funny. I obviously found it more funny than my wife.
Other words to try:
C-U-N-HEE HEE
P-U-S-S-HEE HEE
C-U-HEE HEE (Course you could just do it C-O-M-E)
H-E-L-L and D-A-M-N
I forget what else we tried. Another thing is try words that are no bad words, just highly inappropriate for a kids toy. Like “A-N-A-L”.
My kids had that damn thing too. They should’ve called it molestapillar as it sounds like it was constantly getting fondled in the walnuts by a Catholic priest.
how about taint or douche or butt?
You forgot “P-I-S-HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES!”
Wouldn’t it be P-I-S-OW-OW-OW-THAT BURNS!???
Oh, see if Scheisse works.
Nuts?
Snatch? Fag? Whore? I want this toy.
My 3 year old has one of these, and of course my husband and I did the same thing you did and tried to get the toy to say dirty words. I thought it was hilarious [and brilliant] that it laughs instead!
soo my nephew has this toy and im always trying to figure out the words you can and cant spell and well the words you can spell are N-U-T-S and K-U-N-T or C-U-N-T and N-I-G-R (niger) and you can spell T-I-T but it studders cuz you need to use to i’s for it to work for any of the you have to be on the setting where its the letter sounds NOT LETTERS!!
P.S. if you find more words you can spell email me at —–> kunfused4life45@aol.com
I have this toy too, and mine says s-h-i-t. Glitch?!?!? Cool anyway, hopefully my baby doen’t figure it out. It doesn’t really say much else though, but I can’t believe they missed n-i-g-r!!!!