Comments on: I Would Totally Bang Casey Anthony

By: undeadFRED

undeadFRED — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:58:11 +0000

I’d drag my freshly shaved balls across 10 miles of broken glass and barbed wire just to hear her fart on a walkie-talkie.

By: Thom

Thom — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:31:42 +0000

When this article first showed up on a search, I was pretty steamed. Lucky for me I read it before getting into a self-righteous frenzy. It was pretty good, borderline excellent. Witty, at least, and funny. I am a dyed-in-the-wool $camthony despiser and really wanted to hate this article. I stand corrected, it is funnier than 90% of the crap on cracked.com. I am going to have to look around.
Thom

By: Hang her High

Hang her High — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 08:36:19 +0000

The thing is when your crotch starts to itch and burn like hell you will wish you had better taste in women. Trash is only appealing when you think you have no other choice … and Caylee had no choice. Do you want people to hate you?

P.S.
Hell is hot too … you want to hit that?

By: robin777778

robin777778 — Sun, 03 May 2009 06:45:19 +0000

I thought your blurb was hillarious!!

By: Rick

Rick — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:36:25 +0000

Not anymore.

By: tipsytoker

tipsytoker — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:48:29 +0000

Are you aware you are making humor over the death of a little girl. Her last look at anyone was her greedy self-centered, egotistical, bratty mother…someone she SHOULD have felt the SAFEST with? DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN AT ALL?

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 22:45:57 +0000

Debbie, you might be partially retarded.

By: debbie

debbie — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 22:21:49 +0000

you are so totally nasty only a guy would look at it that way!! she is a nasty skank who killed her kid so she could party!!! I know the area she lives in and it is full of redneck ho’s but that is all you can probally get! so have your little demented fantasies because no real woman would sleep with you!!!

By: Cindy

Cindy — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 05:07:20 +0000

The Anthony family would probably love Pennsylvania, a sister-fucking kind of place also. Father/daughter, sister/brother, it makes no difference here. All are welcome. Oh, and child molesters, too. Pennsylvania loves ‘em.

By: Dr. Filth

Dr. Filth — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:41:24 +0000

who am i? i ask myself that same question each day and each day draw a different answer out of the word hoard. self-definition is truly a drag. i am, however no pusher-man for the pharmaceuticals industy…a shameless profession. prescription drugs are just bad. if it don’t grow, it’s a no-go! believe it or not, for the lion’s share of the past decade i have investigated child abuse reports. that is when i have not been cleaning my guns, i mean. i have seen more than my fair share of child fatalities: some homocides, some neglectful accidents and some just tragic intersections of coincidence. i have learned that on earth horror just happens, and that’s not the kind of baggage you need to carry around. that’s for the perpetrators and for the extended kinship associates of the victim. regardless of cause, a child fatality is a terrible burden to lug around, and this will be casey’s burden to bear. i do not envy her… speaking of burden bearing, casey could have come in handy around the compound, after some stretching exercises, of course, hauling ashes, getting rocks of the mountain, etc. that is, after properly folding the flag so as not to soil it. i must say, it makes me swell with pride to see young casey wrapped up like a burrito in the great flag of this nation. i am after all a patriot, you know… but, alas, she will either wither to old age in cage, or more likely take a shank. i would choose the latter for myself. all and all, this is a local issue, for family, friends and local law enforcement which should have never been sensationalized by the media and blown into a national event. there are far more pressing issues that actually effect us all, believe it or not. check out latitude 33 degrees 20′N by longitude 44 degrees 24′E, or perhaps latitude 34 degrees 31′N by longitude 69 degrees 12′E. you see, the news media here distracts us from that which does effect us by catching our attentions with that which does not. knowingly or unknowingly, they are controlled by the “intelligence” community, and are pawns of the worst sort. tractate on that steppenwolf… that being said, casey anthony is hot and i would totally bang her!