Comments on: Dollar Stores: How Celebrities Should Know Their Careers Are In The Tank

By: Pamela

Pamela — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:44:26 +0000

I shop at the dollar store. I do! I reek of cheapeality. More correctly, my paycheck reeks of cheapeality! But I can buy a small Kraft ranch dressing for 3.50 at regular grocery store or I can buy Kraft dressing (a bigger bottle, mind you) for $1. I was raised thrifty.

However, I have noticed that after weekly shopping trips to said dollar store and food maxx I am seriously depressed for the rest of the evening and wash my hands like you jerk off.

By: Driscoll Groupie

Driscoll Groupie — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:12:46 +0000

Matt, This was on Jimmy Kimmel the other day…Jay Leno was his guest and Jimmy, trying to convince Jay that he should really focus on more writing, traveling and a renewed career in stand up. He then came up with a newspaper circular for a dollar store that has copies of Jay’s lame attempt at children’s lit “If Roast Beef Could Fly”, .99 cents, Limit of 5 copies.

By: Tori

Tori — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:20:20 +0000

I really like dollar stores. Mostly because hilarity ensues when you start really looking at crap there.

By: Liz S.

Liz S. — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:21:30 +0000

I’m going to start frequenting these places only if to determine whether I will be out of a job anytime soon… The moment I see a Hayden poster, it may be time to start sending out the ole resume.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:33:57 +0000

ok, as a former hospital worker…
That stuff does, for the most part, happen in the hospital.
It’s just that the people are not that HOT!

As for the ghost story line… whatever, I keep hoping we find out that she has a brain tumor… if not, I will have to stop watching that show.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:29:56 +0000

If you can believe it… and try to believe it, those test are more sensitive then the ones you pay a lot more for… so most women who are trying to get pregnant stock up on the $$ store ones!

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:21:01 +0000

You’re out of order…he’s out of order…

By: Tits McGee

Tits McGee — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:16:11 +0000

haha! Anton Jackson.
“May your liquor be cold, your women hot and your problems slide off like snot.”

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:51:10 +0000

I think that’s piss and shit in that jar. I didn’t inspect it that closely. I was really looking for the jar that Anton Jackson used in “In Living Color”…you know, his “facilities”?

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:49:33 +0000

Those are some reliable ass preggo sticks if you can get them at the dollar store. Hey! They wouldn’t happen to be next to those Britney Spears condoms would they?