Comments on: WalMart: Real Entertainment Value

By: Missygail

Missygail — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:52:44 +0000

I shop at Wal-mart because I too am broke…

You know you’ve made it when you can afford to avoid Wal-mart!

Once upon a time walking to my car in the Wal-mart parking lot I witnessed a couple of guys having a heated discussion on D & D. They were arguing who should be the dragonmaster.

In Wal-mart I’m the mom who makes the kids hold on the side of the cart and not run in the aisles or anything else that could be considered fun in a busy crowded wal-mart. So, then I get nasty old fuckers, wanna be pedophiles saying, “Ah mom they’re just kids. Let’em have fun.” WTF? So you can grab them you nasty old dude, no way…

That’s all… Missy

By: Ketie

Ketie — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:57:50 +0000

le’monjello. that’s hilarious.

i got molested by a kid like that once when i was at walmart.

i was standing at the photo kiosk having some photos printed and minding my own business, when a kid that was running around and was also probably hopped up on pixie dust ran right into me and hit my ass. naturally, i was shocked at what happened.

but the cougar in me thought it best to just let him go and run back to his mom.

By: Chachi

Chachi — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 11:33:43 +0000

I saw all of this while trying to find a snuggie/slanket!! Merry X-mas fuckers!

By: Scott

Scott — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:08:24 +0000

What’s Building 19? Besides of course one of the least creative names of a store I’ve ever heard.

By: Meghan

Meghan — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:45:28 +0000

Luckily ‘My’ Walmart is too far away for me to be bothered with. I do, however, have one of the most dirty and repugnant Target’s on the planet within 2 miles of me.

Only go if you’re looking for a case of ringworm. Boston also has Building 19…I’ll never step foot in that place AGAIN!

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:30:40 +0000

There is a lag between when comments are being posted and when they are showing up because of heavy traffic today.

By: Pamela

Pamela — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:28:51 +0000

Well fuckme I left a comment and it didn’t show up. It was damn funny too! Well at least to me it was.

By: Pamela

Pamela — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:01:37 +0000

Optimus Prime. Hands down.

I got to Walmart everytime I need to feel superior to the masses. And taller than the masses. It’s just a sea of black hair to me . . .

By: JD

JD — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:13:59 +0000

I’m sorry you both have it wrong.

The french are the way to go

Target (tar jay) is both international and cheap

By: Scott

Scott — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:38:47 +0000

you got that right, even in the suburbs Wal-Mart still brings out more mullets and mustaches then anywhere else.