In a year with celebrities naming their kids weird names like Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale or Bronx Mowgli Wentz the best names for children are reserved for a Pennsylvania couple.
I am sure by now most of you have heard the story about the Pennsylvania family that was upset because a local supermarket wouldn’t make a cake for a child’s birthday. What was the child’s name you ask? Adolph Hitler Campbell… yup, that is classy.
Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because “no one else in the world would have that name.” He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.
All right fine… maybe the guy isn’t racist and is just trying to break a stereotype. I get that… Just trying to be a little different. Let’s check out the names of his other kids.
The Campbells’ other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.
What no love for Goebbels? I guess the racist thing is kind of back in play. But Mr. Campbell says he isn’t racist because he had children of mixed race at his son’s birthday party. Plus he is all about raising his children differently.
He said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.
“Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That’s fine, I don’t really care,” he said. “That’s his choice.”
Okay maybe we are blowing this out of proportion… It isn’t like he has swastikas all over the place.
My favorite part about the story though is his mother’s reaction to all this.
“ShopRite can’t even make a cake for a 3-year-old,” said Deborah Campbell, 25, who is Heath’s wife of three years and the mother of the children. “That’s sad.”
Wait that is the saddest part about this? Are you kidding me? ShopRite’s refusal isn’t even close to the saddest part of this story.
You know what though maybe he is a trailblazer. I can’t wait to welcome my future child into the world Jap Nigger Finstock. He will join his sister Honkey Spic Finstock… Of course I am going to teach my kids to be open minded I am sure they will have a lot of diverse friends with such welcoming names.
What the fuck is wrong with people?