Our Secret Service Kind of Blows
You know I kind of get that these guys only have like five and a half weeks to work. The guys on the Presidential detail are probably looking forward to their new assignments and laughing at the guys that are going to have to guard Obama. Think about how shitty that job is going to be.
Head of the Secret Service: So we have the PTOUS schedule for next month. Two speeches in Alabama… one in Georgia…
SS Guy One: Make sure we up the bullet proof vests.
SS Guy Two: Can’t we just stay in the North?
Seriously I can’t imagine how shitty that job is going to be. Well while the current guys were making fun of the next people to take over their detail an Iraqi reporter was able to lob two shoes at President Bush. The Secret Service barely even reacted. Apathy for the man they protect or just day dreaming?
It sucks that the Daily Show is going to be on break until after the first of the year…
Do you think Bush was excited that they weren’t pumps?
(Note: This link was sent to me by my close friend Lorna who is supremely smart and funny. She also inspired this post during a phone conversation before she offered phone sex which I steadfastly refused.)
i was amazed on how quickly he dodged those shoes.
He was a former Yale baseball player… and cokehead
Too bad SNL has wrapped things up for the year too. Have our comedians no sense of responsibility? They’re going to leave this to the news? Oh well.
I know…. sigh… the potential comedy of it all.
Could they have reacted any slower? Looks like they were waiting for him to actually hit the target before they responded. This country is the best!
You know they were debating it…
Hahaha Lori that’s exactly what I thought
It is amazing…
Further proof that retarded chimps have cat like skills and reflexes.
He just had this look on his face… like a deer in the headlights
WHEN I HEAR SOMEONE SAY “BUSH,” I USUALLY REPLY “BRAZILIAN WAX.”
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lol… they can be
LET’S SEE, HOW MANY MEN HAVE I SLEPT WITH OWN CAMERAS?
The whole thing was planned for Bush to get public sympathy, he dodged way too quick.
I think him getting public sympathy is way beyond any sort of possibility.
i think he has hd enough sympathy, remeber the pretzel that he choked on
It would have been the highlight of my entire life to see a US president get clonked on the noggin with some size 10’s! But I must say, that I’m quite impressed with his cat-like reflexes in dodging those boots. I would really love to see a blooper reel of Bush’s presidency. Between all the verbal diarrhea, and stupid sh!t he’s done, it would be golden. Hell, as a Canadian, I would totally march down to a Walmart and buy a copy of that.
It would be a toss up between him not opening a door and the shoe for the best highlight
And the bloopers reel should be adorned with the Benny Hill theme….
As former USSS agent, trust me somebody will lose their jobs. BTW we spend more time chasing funny money and Credit card fraud
Nah I actually love the Secret Service I just need an angle to use the video…. a premise if you will.
I didn’t know you were former USSS
one of my former secretarys called me forrest gump. The jobs i have held is long and distinguished – like my johnson. God i always wanted to use that line. Thank you top gun.
BTW I wont take a bullet for shrub. that is one reason i am former, that and making 3 dollar bills
Also keep in mind everyone in the room was searched and searched well. I assure tou thier were no weapons except for the USSS and what ever the iraqis call their body guards
Yeah that is true… but the reaction time just seemed so slow
Isn’t that why his shoes were already untied? No shoe-bomb… just shoes! LMAO
Clearly he gets lots of practice when Laura throws her shoes at him:)
He calls it foreplay
Bahahaha! That is hilarious. I love how the other guy tries to catch the second shoe.
that would have been awesome if he caught it and chucked it back and a massive shoe fight broke out
Laugh!
i think they have a nickname for Bushie
“loser”
and yes they are thinkin about anything but protecting him
Possibly they were playing poker
“Attention, Stan, but Dipshit One has arrived.”
I’m just surprised that Dubya didn’t throw down the Texas fist on that fella.
amazing….someone took my idea!
I love how they got two throws in and in the end it was the other journalists who ended up apprehending him.
Wait, you refused phone sex?
LOL it was a joke because the girl that send me the clip wanted credit and was bitching at me on facebook so I threw that in there to mess with her.
I wonder if that reporter ends up in an Iraqi jail. They use black & decker to interrogate!
I think if you slow down the video and go through it frame by frame you can clearly see the “shoeter” on the chairy knoll in the middle of the room and Bush’s head move back and to the right, back and to the right.
OK, so the guy has the stones to throw shoes at the POTUS, and then squeals like a little girl when subdued? Sounds like this was motivated more by LSD than politics.
That would make it just as entertaining
I was impressed with the dodge, too, but then again, I’m easily impressed. You should see me at a David Copperfield show. I spunk all over my drawers.
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You too can throw your very own shoe at George Dubya!