Comments on: Loosen up the butthole and enjoy a Whopper, people!

By: PsYcHo BiTcH

PsYcHo BiTcH — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:18:56 +0000

WE ALL DO INDEED NEED TO GET LAID, AND OFTEN … THAT WAY WE CAN ENJOY BURGER KING.

By: Jersey

Jersey — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:05:13 +0000

BigMac vs Whopper…who fukkin cares, I don’t eat either, so be thankful I don’t do add campaigns;)

By: Brandi Shae

Brandi Shae — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:53:38 +0000

I had a dream about you last night Matt. For real.

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:33:02 +0000

I hate uptight bungholes. Give the starving folks a couple of free burgers and people get pissed? What would be cool is if a European beer company came over here and gave the bums two bottles of imported beer and asked which one is better. 9/10 would probably say, “Fuck, I don’t care how it tastes — it’s alcohol.”

By: Meghan

Meghan — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:26:22 +0000

I think the commercials are entertaining in the fact that they travel thousands of miles to a group of people surviving on banana leaves, dust and fecal matter and then have the balls to say..’See, this guy thinks it’s good’.

By: stan

stan — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:34:09 +0000

I like the ads too. Who gives a flying fuck if they had to travel to Mongolia to find a Whopper virgin? It’s their dime, it’s their ad, it’s mildly creative.

What is more offensive is those stupid ass McDonald’s ads propagating the stereotype that all black males under the age of 13 all dance like idiots to hip-hop at their dinner table, and their parents don’t beat the hell out of them like Florida Evans would have. I’d like to see that ad…dynomite!

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:16:12 +0000

I haven’t had it yet. I haven’t had a good burger from anywhere in months. I did lose a second chin in the process, but, still, I might have to splurge soon, eh?

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:15:20 +0000

You got that right. I wonder though, do they get to have it their way?

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:14:54 +0000

I hear you can offset that side of diabetes with a side salad with fat free dressing. I used to love that about working in fast food.

“I’ll have a fat fuck burger, a large potato cooked in bacon fat, a half an apple pie…a side salad and a diet coke.”

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:13:12 +0000

Apparently, I do have too much excess energy to get riled up at the people that get riled up over a hamburger. It’s too bad I don’t eat those anymore otherwise I’d be face first inside a Whopper right about now out of sheer principle.