It is that time of the year where I can be really lazy and just throw up a best of and say that it is a yearly recap. I have to say it was a banner year at the pointless banter household. We welcome in a couple of new writers, I started to get paid [...]
You know, Generation Y’ners, I am trying to stick up for you. After getting lambasted by my counterpart Bobby “I wrote my own wikipedia page” Finstock as having no culture, I was eager to take a stand for you. Sure, a lot of you took offense to what Dr. Finny wrote, whatever, lighten the fuck [...]
This was my son’s first Christmas, and it was a ton of fun. Sure, he really had no clue why he was getting all of these cool gifts, but it sure was fine by him! The day after Christmas, his mother and I sat down with him to mess around with some of his still [...]
Let it be known here that I can’t stand dollar stores. Nothing reeks of desperation, sorrow and just plain cheapeality (new word, you like?) than these places. I’m convinced that the people that frequent dollar stores live in rat infested holes complete with 70’s style hot plates, a cardboard roof and a “nightstand” made from [...]
For the last six months I have done an excellent job avoiding the whole Caylee Anthony child abduction story. Personally the whole child abduction story thing for me was ruined with the Madeleine McCann case. (Worst.Parenting.Ever.) Now I just come to accept that every year there will be a cute white girl abducted or killed [...]
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