For the last six months I have done an excellent job avoiding the whole Caylee Anthony child abduction story. Personally the whole child abduction story thing for me was ruined with the Madeleine McCann case. (Worst.Parenting.Ever.) Now I just come to accept that every year there will be a cute white girl abducted or killed [...]
This is kind of long, in retrospect. But, it embodies the very spirit of Christmas as I have come to know it. Enjoy!
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It’s the Night Before Christmas, and I’m slouching at my home. The beer and rum I have been swilling, are circling my dome.
My socks have stinky holes in them, my furnace is on [...]
Merry Christmas!!!!!!! And if you are Jewish have a god day going to the movies or whatever it is you guys do on this day.
One of the best things about Christmas is having my nephew around to watch him go ape shit over toys. The pure excitement and rush he gets is kind of fun [...]
As I was putting this together, I found it eerie how, despite the vast changes that have taken place over the last Century, the crux of Christmas has remained the same. The Christmas of 1900 looks essentially the same as the Christmas of 2008. I found it fascinating ,and I hope you will too. Happy [...]
This post was supposed to be put up a few days ago, before my esteemed colleague Mr. Finstock posted how Staples is the entertainment capital of the retail world. I’m gonna have to disagree with that, while appreciating that Staples is a great place for threesomes. But, in reality, the only people that patronize Staples [...]
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