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5 more things I want to do before I die

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/19/08 @ 9:02 am

A long time ago I wrote a list of things that I wanted to do before I die. There are a few more things I would like to add to the list.
1) Be on Taxicab Confessions

I want to be goaded into telling a ridiculous story by a complete stranger driving a cab. Diving into the [...]




Why you should block all ex boyfriends/girlfriends from IM

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/17/08 @ 7:44 pm

My friend… we will call her Pam… recently had her 30th birthday. At her party an ex-boyfriend (whom she dated years ago) showed up and hung out for a bit. He is currently seeing someone but decided to IM her the next day. Eventually the conversation turned incredibly uncomfortable and he ended up typing a [...]




The Match.com Files: Date 3- The Asian Persuasion

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/16/08 @ 4:59 pm

(Update: For those of you who don’t know, date number 2’s roommate found my blog, which resulted in date number 2 leaving a comment on said blog. After an hour of back and forth text messaging date number 2 may be dropping a blog on here this week and asking you to vote if I [...]




The Match.com Files: Date 2- Oh Sweet Irony

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/12/08 @ 8:33 pm

(This is my log of dates from match.com)
Date- 2

What did I wear: Jeans, black v-neck, white shirt, black shoes…
Would I screw me? No… I may or may not have been bloated.
Odds of me getting laid: (0 means I am masturbating to old pictures of Tracey Gold and 10 means lots of lube) 0 … after [...]




Sarah Blows a Banana on the Pop Crunch Show

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/12/08 @ 8:10 pm

Eric the perverted intern is my new favorite fake character.




The Match.com Files: Date 1- Ms. Passive Aggressive

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/11/08 @ 5:44 pm

(I have decided for your reading pleasure to log all the first dates I go on after I set up my match.com profile.)
Date- 1

What did I wear: Jeans, button up brown shirt, black shoes…

Would I screw me? Yes I was looking mighty spiffy
Odds of me getting laid: (0 means I am cutting a hole in [...]




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