Comments on: Thank God I am not female: Reason 452

By: action jackson

action jackson — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:51:03 +0000

find me a please

By: action jackson

action jackson — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:50:44 +0000

find me a girl please

By: burning windmill

burning windmill — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:41:12 +0000

YES!

You must hang on to her at all costs…. ALL costs

By: Manda

Manda — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 15:52:33 +0000

Ha! I bet it has worked if he’s decent looking. I know girls who are so tierd of being single all they want is a lil ass.

By: Donna

Donna — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:49:32 +0000

This is some funny ass shit… actually, I am the one being Derek…lol when you get to be my age(40+) it is more of an interview than a date. It goes something like this….
me: so basically we are sitting here because of a mutual physical attraction, so depending on the kiss will determine if we get naked or not.
him: uh-huh I know exactly what you mean.
me: I want a friend a can relate with and hang out with and have incredible sex when I want it.
him: YES!!! exactly what I have wanted too!!!
me: ok lets see what you got, why prolong this if it is unneccessary(leans in for kiss)
him: ok…..(leans over)
it sucks, it is not passionate I feel more passion from my vibrator when I put in a fresh battery…
me: sorry for the inconvience, this will never go anywhere…. good thing we didn’t order yet… see ya…(get my jacket and leave)

By: Fiona

Fiona — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:12:19 +0000

Just quickly my 2 cents here. He was being a dick, not honest. She winked at him and he wasn’t interested. He could have just said Thanks but no thanks and left it at that, instead he was insulting.
I’m not saying I agree with her response either, after all, she winked and opened herself up to whatever response she got, but I think he was doing it to get a rise out of her and he suceeded.
Basically he has an ego the size of Australia. Maybe you ould set up a profile and take him down a peg Tits

By: Gail

Gail — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 06:24:34 +0000

im honestly thinking of getting a match.com profile just to remind me that im not THAT desperate…..ill let you know how that goes

By: Date Number 4

Date Number 4 — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:29:08 +0000

I think the best part of this e-mail from Derek is the fact that he wished that ‘all is well’ with me.

After insinuating that we meet up for a night of stereo-typical first-date roll playing with the sex-obsessed guy trying to get into the naïve girl’s panties, I find it extremely humorous that he actually closed his invitation with such a personal touch.

Maybe he really isn’t the douchebag I thought he was…

Nah. I still say fuck him.

By: cigar smoking, beer drinking lawyer

cigar smoking, beer drinking lawyer — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:47:22 +0000

marry her

By: JD

JD — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:45:41 +0000

Sounds like my brother Derek (really)

Though the dude’s married