Comments on: If you are an adult and excited to see Twilight you are an idiot

By: oh snapp

oh snapp — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:00:41 +0000

yes, twilight is a load of shit. a vampire that doesn’t die during the daylight and sparkles like piss under the light isn’t a vampire at all, they’re called emo. not only did the book suck donkey balls, the style it was written in resembled “where the wild things are”.
the movie was extremely retarded and definately overrated. seriously, as if anybody would fall in love with a coke addict with a cookie jar for a head. and yes, adults who swoon over twilight either never grew up and should be working at neverland ranch, or read enough fantasy novels that gets them that delusional high, are hundred and fifty thousand percent geek idiots that pray for a relationship that works, without cutting themselves on a friday night while curled up and crying in the corner with their beloved twilight smut. the only thing that even comes close to sexual understanding is tolerating edward’s premature ejaculation.

By: Joel

Joel — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:16:46 +0000

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORLD COMING TO??????? KKKKKILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TWILIGHT GAY DOUCHE VAMPIRES AND THER GAY WAREWOLF FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID PRE-PUBESCENT WHORES!!! STAB THEM IN THE CUNT SO THEY CAN NOT REPRODUCE!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! DUMB SLUTS

By: Joel

Joel — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:13:30 +0000

Fucking rights. Douchbaggery all the way. I even look at my wife like “what are you thinking stupid”? Hell FUCKING NO I WILL NOT GO SEE THIS MOVIE. Vampires don’t glitter like fags in the sun, THEY MELT!!! GOD I WANT TO PUNCH THE LEAD FAG IN THE NECK WITH A KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE GAY GLITTERING VAGPIRE!!!!!!!!!

By: Falconeddie

Falconeddie — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:55:57 +0000

Alright, I’m with you entirely on the Twilight thing. But you just sandbagged Harry Potter. The weight of the world in shame upon thee! Harry Potter in the very least is quite clever. Twilight is not (yes, I even tried reading it as I’m of the opinion you can’t put smack on something until you’ve proper looked into it). I’m saddened beyond all medical help to see you put the two series in the same article even. Have you, pray tell, read Harry Potter (watching the movies does not count!)?

By: TWILIGHTISAJOKE

TWILIGHTISAJOKE — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:13:43 +0000

I AGREE WITH YOU 100% WHAT THE $%#@ IS WITH THE SPARKLE???? TWILIGHT IS A DISGRACE TO VAMPIRE LOVERS!!!!!!

By: sprite

sprite — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:49:49 +0000

twilight is a joke. Nosferatu for the win

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:08:12 +0000

It doesn’t smell as nearly as nice…. mmmmmm… deodorant.

By: HegelCries

HegelCries — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:14:42 +0000

“I am 30 years old, have an extremely high IQ.”

Considering yourself as a person with an “extremely high IQ” in a blog comment pretty much negates that possibility in itself.
It is a very immature gesture that fits perfectly into the (far too often adequate) box labeled “idiot”
Apart from the fact that IQ tests are useless.
(Lest of all the internet test you probably took)

On topic:
The worst thing any critical mind might find about Twilight is that it is just not relevant enough to be fighting about.
It is just another soulless product like detergent and deodorant.

By: jonas brothers

jonas brothers — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:21:29 +0000

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By: jbscythe

jbscythe — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:26:36 +0000

FUCK YOU ALL!! you are all idiots. yes, twilight is retarded and all those who follow it so religiously need a real life. however, regardless of age, do you have any idea what a so called “vampire” would be? they would fucking kill you without any regard to you or your personal life. and the sure as hell wouldn’t be a bunch of faggy lookin pretty boys. so, stupid assholes who claim to “dig” vampires would do well not to worship them like gods. i am a real vampire, myself, as in i drink human blood. not for nourishment or eternal life (although i have not aged in 15 years) but as a sexual thing. it’s true, i suck blood through the flesh. so, if any gorgeous women out there want me to feed on them, go ahead and drop me a line. otherwise, get off the whole twilight kick. it’s a phase that will be short lived just like everything else

adios, losers