Comments on: Winter Sucks and So Do You

By: Patrick k

Patrick k — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:21:56 +0000

Sitting here in frozen Buffalo NY and typed “fucking winter sucks” into google and your blog came up…man I couldnt agree more with you…wish I could but move but the family etc…
Your blog made me laugh my balls off…thx

By: james

james — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 02:36:50 +0000

wow, finally someone who hates winter as much as I do! I live in Rochester, NY where there is currently about 8 feet of snow on the ground. I just had to shovel – yes, shovel – snow off my car for 20 minutes before I could drive to the store, which is 1 mile away, for 25 minutes in the freezing cold on ice-covered roads – to finish xmas shopping. Most wonderful time of the year my ass. I am moving to Florida in June, leaving behind all my friends and family, because I am a selfish ass and I don’t care. I don’t feel guilt, if anything, they should feel guilty for being stupid enough to stay here.

By: Lou Christopher

Lou Christopher — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:17:47 +0000

That beady-eyed ,moon-faced , carrot-nosed douchebag!

By: Lou Christopher

Lou Christopher — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:14:01 +0000

American society glorifies this weather with all these cutesy snowmen. Frosty The Snowman is really the White Devil.

By: Lori

Lori — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:43:38 +0000

WOW!!! I live in Michigan and I feel the same way. I would love to up and leave but the people I loved are here. I hate the snow, I hate the holidays, and I hate the happy people who don’t stop smiling or singing Christmas carols!

By: Lou

Lou — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:53:56 +0000

The only thing worse than sub-freezing temperatures and snow year-round is… RAIN.

Forecast for Eugene, Oregon… 40-50 and rain until next June. Have fun and prepare yourself with sandbags when the annual flooding hits.

By: Shieldmaiden1196

Shieldmaiden1196 — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:47:40 +0000

I make it a policy never to curse at the elderly, but I can barely stifle a big old ‘F- You!’ when the retired ladies in my women’s chorus rhapsodize about how lovely the snow is. Shut up. You don’t have to go anywhere. Except to the airport when you leave to do the snowbird thing wherever the heck it is you do that. I hate you. See you in April.

By: Wynn

Wynn — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 13:37:16 +0000

The getting laid part is irrational too in these winter times. After the deed is done you still have to go home through the winter landscapes, which right now is sporting a grey sky and horizontal snowing madness (not leaving my home willingly today), and when you get home all soaked and annoyed, the blissful getting-laid-ness suddenly maybe wasn’t worth it.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 15:40:36 +0000

You should move to neither.

I hear Tibet is pretty nice…

By: Meghan

Meghan — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:49:43 +0000

Ahhh, Michigan… I’m so glad I made the wise decision to move from Lake Effect Snow to NorEasters that bury 26inches onto the top of my car.

Look for me to relocate to Montreal or The Alps next. I was kind of hoping to get more pale.