Comments on: Booger spray + nervous mothers x hand sanitizers = pussified kids

By: Jesse

Jesse — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:19:30 +0000

Megan likes to eat dirt in the back yard with a spoon. There’s a song about it.

By: Madge

Madge — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:18:09 +0000

The first human beings at raw meat off of the dirt on the ground. I think we can survive without hand sanitizer.

By: Linda

Linda — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:36:17 +0000

When you have your first baby, you protect them from everything. Any fall is a major event; a scrape needs a trip to the ER. By the time you have your third, you’re too tired to worry so much. In fact, my OB/GYN had to tell my youngest had two extra toes.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:10:02 +0000

It’s not just the germophobe culture either. It’s this relentless obsession parents everywhere have now to make sure nothing bad or negative happens to their kids, ever ever ever, that might make them feel bad.

Certain Little Leagues are no longer having All-Star teams, because it makes the kids who didn’t make the All-Star team feel bad. What the fuck? If not making the fucking Little League All-Star team when you were 8 is the worst thing that ever happens to you, you’re leading a charmed life, amigo.

An entire generation of kids will soon exit high school completely incapable of dealing with failure.

By: Gail

Gail — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:56:47 +0000

there was a woman who worked in the same office building as me, she was elderly and had cataracts, so she had to use drops everyday, for well i dont know what cause i dont have cataracts…..but somehow her cataract medication got switched with super glue..no shit..super glue. which evidelntly turns as hard as concrete and glues your eye shut.

after that we got an emergency eyewash station at work.

By: Tori

Tori — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:56:27 +0000

Ewww. Pass.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:40:48 +0000

Bummer. She’ll have to settle for another kind of squirt.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:40:19 +0000

Especially if it picks up a random insect.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:38:40 +0000

That was in reply to you Jeremy. I just was too lazy to edit it.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:38:06 +0000

Remember the trampolines that didn’t have the netting OR the protective cover over the springs? If your uncoordinated ass couldn’t hack it and you actually fell through the springs or off of it, tough shit. Be an athlete.