God Has Blessed this Great Nation with Truck Nutz
One thing ya gotta love about this great big ol’ country we live in: we are 100% free to do as we please. Free for example to…say…hang a set of metal testicles on our Ford F-150s. In fact, I’ll take it a bold step forward and say that when our Founding Fathers were framing the Constitution, they did so with Truck Nutz at the forefront of their minds.
Chance that the owner of this truck has a mullet: 99.87%
Let’s face it, NOTHING gives off the aroma of masculinity like slapping a pair of balls on your truck, balls I may add that are minisculy tiny when compared to the size of said truck…and oh yeah also have no penis attached to them whatsoever. MANLY. And classy, too. Women swoon as they watch the teensy balls swing back and forth as they envision the mink coats, diamonds, and fine wine that surely await them once they snare the owner of that truck.
Big balls: check. Penis: not so much.
God bless America, where a black man can be elected President and synthetic nuts hang freely from our bumpers. But in the spirit of equality, may I suggest the invention of a new product geared towards the women-folk: Car Clitz.
I guess they are better to have than a truck cameltoe.
I disagree. truck cameltoe is vastly underated
the Penis is the Driveshaft… i guess…
dad!
See, you’re missing the point. The truck is the penis, abliet one with hypogonadism. And NO to Car Clitz or Hummer Toez or any other squicky idea for women, I’d like to think we have better sense. Notice the “I’d like” this being America means disappointment.
It’s a lose-lose really, because even assuming the truck is the penis, then it is packing a tiny set of balls, which is in itself an insult. I am working on a pamphlet explaining every possible angle of the Truck Nutz controversy.
I’m guessing they are totally over-compensating for their lack in other physical areas.
And I’m also guessing that these brain surgeons also get http://www.neuticles.com for their redneck dogs.
actually, I wear a pair of neuticles just cuz
I always thought it was the women driving their husband’s truck around with his nuts as a trophy. Hmm. Guess I had it all backwards.
Americans.
Truck Nutz are as American as Apple Pie and blumpkins
I want to put sugar in that guys tank.
Who do you think you are? Ernie McCracken?
It’s a small world when you’ve got unbelievable tits, Roy. I’m on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.
wait, is that some kind of sexual euphamism?
very funny stuff.. by the way, my mom would like those back.
MEN THAT HANG NUTS ON THEIR TRUCK PROBABLY NEED NUTS AND A LARGER PENIS TO SATISFY WOMEN.
I AGREE COMPLETELY
Wow…I never would have been the type to get a pair of nutz for my truck, but now (just to piss you off) and any other over-sensitive weirdo, I’m on line and getting some just to watch you seathe. Oh and when we meet bring a yard stick.
Oh lordy. I’m pretty sure I’d never heard of this trend. Are these really that common? Really?
I’ve seen a half dozen in the past month alone
Truck nuts are 35 dollars, deer nuts are under a buck.
*rimshot*
Lulz, I love america1
Truck Nutz are a blessing and here is why -
go around with some cut up curly wig hair and
glue it on unsuspecting peoples truck nutz.
Hilarity ensues.