Comments on: The Match.com Files: Date 1- Ms. Passive Aggressive

By: TuFFgYrLie

TuFFgYrLie — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:13:49 +0000

This is funny and typical of online dating.

First tip I’d give you is to invest just a little more time in making sure the person you’re emailing is who/what they say they are.

And first dates? Go for coffee or just a drink somewhere. If it goes well, you can always stay for dinner. If not, you’re only out 5 bucks and less than an hour of your time.

By: Kikolani

Kikolani — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:55:41 +0000

Body-size liars. I love those. I had a few guys who told me they were 5′10″ – 6′ tall, and in person, they were just as tall as I was in flats, which is 5′7″. Do they really think people won’t notice something so obvious?

~ Kristi

By: Singlegal

Singlegal — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:17:04 +0000

This. Is. Awesome.
and I don’t blame you for being pissed about the lateness. I once was having a bad date where the guy could only talk about himself. So I counted how many times he tried to look down my shirt, and then etched them on my cake. I bet he thought I was playing Tic Tac Toe.

By: Carolyn

Carolyn — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:10:04 +0000

Wait, what do you mean you’re not “6′3″ 220 pounds of pure steel, cut from granite, with an ass that won’t quit”?!
Psshhhh way to ruin my fantasy.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:46:32 +0000

Oh, I am just so glad that you’re writing about match.com dates.
I have been using that ridiculous site for months, and you have hit the nail on the head with your observations about the lying and the passive-aggressiveness.
Lol. Good to know I’m not alone there.
It seems 95% of people that use that site are … unbelievable, and not in a good way.

By: ::Ms Duff::

::Ms Duff:: — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:17:40 +0000

Brown and black go together. Both are neutrals.

Mixing both black and brown is ‘in’ for men. You can even wear black pants with brown shoes.

I know it’s crazy.

By: Tits McGee

Tits McGee — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:26:16 +0000

yo! fuck yew, rupert.

By: Tits McGee

Tits McGee — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:21:56 +0000

fair enough, muthafuckah, fair enough. Note: I sent that facebook email before reading this, you sensitive bitch.

By: JT

JT — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:18:28 +0000

I’m nothing short of amazed at how many people did not find the humor in this.

I salute you.

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:10:51 +0000

Do I ever not?