Comments on: Dean’s Got a Small…

By: Carolyn

Carolyn — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:49:42 +0000

Coach’s comment was hilarious…
And seriously, the poor girl puked? That’s actually really funny. How would you explain that to your parents?

By: PsYcHo BiTcH

PsYcHo BiTcH — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:41:45 +0000

SEE, I DON’T THINK IT WAS A CHICK THAT WROTE THAT ON THE DUGOUT WALL.

A) NO ONE OTHER THAN THE TEAM MEMBERS CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT, AND I’M ASSUMING THEY WERE ALL MEN SO, WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT? TO HUMILIATE HIM AMONG OTHER MEN? DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. WOMEN WILL DO SUCH THINGS WHERE OTHER GIRLS CAN SEE IT AND THEREFORE COCKBLOCK HIM OUT OF SPITE.

B) AND IF IT WAS SOME GUY ON THE TEAM TRYING TO BE FUNNY…LOL, MAYBE HE HAS OTHER MOTIVES THAN CRACKING A JOKE AND ACTUALLY HOPING FOR DEAN TO WHIP OUT HIS COCK AND PROVE IT SO HE CAN LATER GO HOME AND MASTURBATE.

THEREFORE, EITHER DEAN IS GAY AND HIS SECRET LOVER/ADMIRER (ALSO GAY) HAD A LITTLE SPAT OR SOMEONE ON THAT TEAM WAS.

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:43:17 +0000

it would make sense

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:17:07 +0000

Oh she didn’t lie… but the story was still good.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:41:06 +0000

I think the coach did it. Apparently, his attempt at insulting your IQ wasn’t working too well, so he moved to penis size.

By: Darcie

Darcie — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:50:48 +0000

You don’t actually believe that do you? I don’t think the girl lied, I think Dean just outsmarted all of you.

By: Meghan

Meghan — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:40:08 +0000

Apparently his dick was just big enough to trigger her gag reflex. Side note:

Gentlemen, you’ve managed to get your penis into our mouths…don’t grab the back of our heads and suffocate us into your genitals (unless we are into that sort of thing). It’s kinda rude…until we ask for it.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:40:52 +0000

Well, I did say it pretty loudly. I guess we are still waiting for the echo.

Like a hot dog down a hallway, I tell you.

By: Fiona

Fiona — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:53:44 +0000

Maybe she was waiting for the echo?

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:39:57 +0000

First of all, that line by your coach was the best I’ve ever heard in response to a guy claiming he isn’t tiny.

As for my own experiences, one chick that my college baseball teammate was dating that, well, we all nailed at one point. Apparently she, too, was jaded by him and ran around saying that this guy was hung like a field mouse. My reply was, “well, even an elephant would seem like a field mouse if you threw it into the Grand Canyon. And there have been lots thrown in as we all know.”

She never said a word in reply.