Comments on: How to pick up a stripper without spending money on her

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:17:15 +0000

I’ve dated a stripper. The jealousy isn’t worth it guys, but if you want to take her home eventually and give her some sex all the power to ya!! :0)

By: Sean

Sean — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:44:59 +0000

No need to call her. It was the pursuit that you were in it for. You chased it and you caught it. Anything from here might be a letdown.
Or, you can do what PaulsBalls recommends. That also makes sense!

By: Carolyn

Carolyn — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:46:10 +0000

Wait, you got a stripper’s number and you aren’t calling her.
Are you feeling alright?!

Oh, and that PaulsBalls guy sounds hilarious… and way too serious.

By: OM

OM — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 20:38:08 +0000

I get my reality show fix by watching The Soup.

Apart from Beauty and the Geek, which is AWESOME enough to deserve all-capitals.

By: PaulsBalls

PaulsBalls — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 18:47:50 +0000

Like all women, picking up strippers is a numbers game. Be funny, safe, and do not be weird or possessive. Many strippers are smart women that all deserve respect. Collect several numbers and never fret over one number. All I’ve ever done was buy strippers drinks and talk, never buy table dances. I’ve taken many strippers out and the best thing about having a knockout with you is that it helps you to pick up regular women.

I’m 44 years old and barely a 6.5 on the attractive scale, maybe less. Sure I’ll take them out for food or drinks, but don’t buy them anything else, and never buy gifts.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:02:00 +0000

A friend of mine and I convinced two girls in a bar one night that we were “horse brokers” — that we basically brokered deals between horse stables and wealthy businessmen who wished to purchase thoroughbreds. Yeah, it worked.

By: JT

JT — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:32:00 +0000

My hero.

By: Atenea

Atenea — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:16:10 +0000

I’ve seen that show once, and laughed at how horrible this Mystery guy dresses. He looks like a pixie. And it’s all so serious! But hey, whatever works.

By: Katie

Katie — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:19:32 +0000

I thought I was the only other person that has ever seen this show. I love it that the “experts” on that show are all ugly and have no personality. It’s horrible.

By: Vince

Vince — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:11:16 +0000

I know it is, my friend wore some as part of her halloween costume and gave me a hug. It ended up all over my shirt and in my beard.