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» Monthly Archives: November 2008

If nobody died in the procurement of my gift I don’t want it

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/28/08 @ 1:29 pm

I’ve decided to adopt a new policy in regards to Christmas presents this holiday season, if nobody died in the procurement or making of my gift I don’t want it. Now you might say that is cruel or sadistic but really what says, “I really care about you” more than the death of an innocent person? Nothing I say.
So here are some suggestions on what you can get me for Christmas.

A date with Wolf-Jay

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/27/08 @ 10:21 pm

(Date number 4 had one more story that she wanted to tell. So now that you are sick of your family and need a reason to avoid them here is a little story. I will be back tomorrow with a new post. Hope you all had a good Thanksgiving.)
About five actual dates into the [...]

Thank God I am not female: Reason 452

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/25/08 @ 5:36 pm

Before I review date number 4 (who is aware of the blog and is not freaked out by it) she shared with me a recent exchange she had on match. This gives you a little preview of her personality and gives me another reason why I am glad I am not female:
Hey there,
I appreciate your [...]

The Match.com Files: I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/25/08 @ 12:43 am

After my first round of dates I decided to take some time off, reflect, and consider important questions like what is the exact ingredient difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip? After giving up I decided to get back on the dating wagon. I scheduled date number 4, went on a second date with date number [...]

If you are an adult and excited to see Twilight you are an idiot

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/22/08 @ 1:56 pm

(Today I got into a little tiff with a few friends on Facebook when they were posting how excited they were to see the new Twilight movie. I basically feel that if you are over the age of 20 and are getting excited about seeing Twilight you are an idiot. People got upset, things were said, and deletions were immaturely made. So I invited one of the pro Twilight people to come here and state her case in a point/counter point style.)

Why I still love Survivor

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/20/08 @ 5:51 pm

I have watched every single season of Survivor except for the second one. It is easily my favorite reality show and I am not ashamed to admit it. Do I like it because of the man versus nature element? Eh, I don’t care about. How about the strategy and conniving? Not really, the game is [...]

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