Pizza Hut is run by liars and their food is crap

Never have I had my intelligence or the small amount of intelligence that I have, insulted than when I watch the new Pizza Hut commercials promoting their new line of pastas. For those without a television or for those who live in a different country, blessed by the fact you lack this shithole of an [...]

Oh you are a complete train wreck? We should totally date.

I don’t want to get all sappy here in the introduction to this blog but maybe it will get me some sympathy poon. (Of course using the word poon negates the chances of me getting any.) When I found out I was moving to NYC because of my new venture I broke up with the [...]

Dominican Lou is my new best friend

Yesterday on my way to the airport in NYC I had a taxi ride with a guy that was exactly like Dominican Lou on SNL.

It was probably the most fantastical journey of my entire life because the conversation rocked.
Although I could understand like 4 out of every 10 words he said those 4 words were [...]

Which dead rapper would you sleep with?

Another edition of the Pop Crunch Show

Is British Humor Highly Overrated?

I was pretty excited to see that HBO was going to start showing Little Britain USA. Over the last year or so I heard a lot of positive things about Little Britain. Some people told me that it was “brilliant” and “one of the funniest shows on television”. Three episodes into the season and I [...]

How to make your own shank

I’ve never been to prison and I really hope I don’t get caught for anything that would send me there. However though I want to be prepared just in case that time ever comes, I don’t want to end up being someone’s human pin cushion. So I learned how to make a shank and I am going to share that knowledge with you here today.