Look. I’m relatively new here. A lot of people have made the jump over with me and know me, but I’ll go out on a limb and say that the vast majority of the people reading this site wouldn’t be able to identify me or my writing style if I were to tape my blogs [...]
The other day I was sitting in Starbucks, sipping a coffee and reading a collection of John Updike short stories (God I wish that was a joke but nope - I really am that boring) when I tuned into these two teenage girls who were talking about movies. As I listened, I gradually realized that [...]
Hey! In case you haven’t noticed, and you’d have to be knocked out on a gallon of chloroform not to, my favorite production company, the Disney Channel Original Movie company, has released yet another of what I would deem a “Theatrical Masterpiece” and named it High School Musical Three!
Holy shit! I just cream of wheated [...]
While I think I have slightly progressive views when it comes to a lot of things one belief that I don’t want to challenge or change is one that deals with beauty queens. Beauty queens need to be on a totally unreachable level of perfection that can only be obtained by scotch taping your breasts [...]
My friends from Summer of Tears do it again with another video that is genius and completely fucked up.
Click here to watch it.
A shout out to Meghan who gave me the Forrest Gump joke to start out the show.
Fat people take a lot of crap in this country. I mean, they are abused verbally, they are picked on, they don’t get a fair shake when it comes to McDonald’s Value Meals (seriously, ONE Big Mac and an order of fries is enough? Pshaw.) and front seats of vehicles are no match for these [...]
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