Comments on: How about THIS Fat Bastard

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:53:48 +0000

Well, I never thought of it that way. Now he is out of business, just like the rest of America.

By: Anna

Anna — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:47:04 +0000

Okay, I’m not anywhere near that size, and I’m shrinking almost daily, but…did you think that maybe this guy got fat on purpose just so that he could land the prime job of jail smuggler? Now his career is bust and he has to live with his ex-bosses and be reamed (no pun intended) for his failure to do his job. Poor bastard!

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:46:37 +0000

Now this I wonder. If he had farted, would the lighter light up? And if so, what kind of fireworks show would THAT be?

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:45:37 +0000

I am more amazed that you went from a C to a D then. I thought babies kill boobs and make them shrivel to fried eggs.

By: Branwyn

Branwyn — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:06:16 +0000

Ok, I’m not exactly shaped like “Fat Bastard”, but I’m not a waif either….So, I’m probably not the Branwyn you know. Also, Branwyn is my Wiccan name and is an excellent screen name,=).
And thanks for the c-cup comment. They’re a d-cup now. I’ve given birth 4 times….Gravity and children mess you up like that. *sigh*

By: kate

kate — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:01:38 +0000

back in my senior year of high school, my econ class went on a prison tour. one of the guards told us about this one dude that had 3 packs of cigs, 2 lighters, 6 ounces of crack, and a bag of weed shoved up his ass.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 00:13:14 +0000

How is it in female minimum security joints? I’m wondering if I need to post some conjugal visit/huge crank posts is why I ask.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 00:12:21 +0000

Nobody can say I am not descriptive. Looks like creative writing class in Junior High has paid off in spades.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 00:11:37 +0000

Jailhouse wallet…outstanding sir!

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 00:11:15 +0000

How do you walk? I imagine you trudging along all stiff so that the spliff doesn’t drop while walking.