Comments on: Rules to follow when picking up an underage girl

By: Bella-Trix

Bella-Trix — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:01:22 +0000

Did I mention how truly retarded I think that site is?
ha ha ha

By: Bella-Trix

Bella-Trix — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:59:44 +0000

I taught my daughter to tell guys that hit on her & are way “too old” for her to say the following:
“Just so you know, I am jail bait”
I am planning on getting a T-shirt printed for her that reads:
Property of a Jail bait!
Keep your hands off!!!

She is turning 15 soon…

(I do wonder:
Do you actually read new comments that are left on these rather ancient blogs?

Hope all is good & thanks again for finding me on Facebook.
Btw:
This might really sound retarded. However I really don’t “get” Facebook; I find it rather retarded to use. It seems that everyone keeps their profile private, you can’t read anything about them, prior of deciding to add them as a friend.
Whats the hype about a site that is (to me) beyond retarded to use?!?
I’d appreciate it.
xox
Bella-Trix

By: PsYcHo BiTcH

PsYcHo BiTcH — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:36:11 +0000

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT MEN SEE IN UNDERAGE GIRLS AND YOUNGER WOMEN OTHER THAN THE ALLEGED TIGHTER POON,

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY…I MUCH RATHER BE WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE’S DOING BY VIRTUE OF HIS EXPERIENCE AND AT THE SAME TIME IS DRAMA-FREE.AND BY DRAMA FREE I MEAN NOT HAVING TO DEAL WITH SNEAKING OUT, GETTING IN TROUBLE FOR HAVING HIS GF SPEND THE NIGHT IN HIS DORM OR HAVING TO ASK HIS PARENTS IF HE CAN SPEND THE NIGHT AT HIS GF’S PLACE.

I COULD NEVER SEE MYSELF ENJOYING A RELATIONSHIP (SEXUAL OR NOT) WITH LIKE AN 18YR OLD OR EVEN A 21YR OLD DESPITE ONLY BEING 29YRS OLD. A ONE NIGHT STAND ON THE OTHER HAND….*WINK*

JESUS CHRIST I ACTUALLY SOUNDED NORMAL AND INTELLIGENT FOR ONE SPLIT SECOND. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

By: renalfailure

renalfailure — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 16:51:04 +0000

Always have a tall department store shopping bag for your underage date to stand in when you take her into a restroom stall.

By: JT

JT — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:18:46 +0000

Two Words: Boone’s Farm.

60% of the time, it works every time.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:25:37 +0000

Wasn’t it a fat, obnoxious Senators daughter that was abducted in Silence of the Lambs, not the Governors daughter?

And yes, every time I hear “American Girl” I think of that flick. That and “It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.” which I say daily.

By: Meghan

Meghan — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:59:28 +0000

At least you didn’t mention roofies and hot cocoa.

By: conundrum

conundrum — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:57:13 +0000

>>>whenever you are out in a bar and see an overweight girl signing “American Girl” to you

I don’t know enough sign language to be able to figure that out but a heftie gesturing at me is not going to be enticing.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:29:01 +0000

Leave it to you to impress little Susie by comparing yourself to an ice cream treat.

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:28:54 +0000

Coups always work… always.