Comments on: Why did you deceive me, Penthouse?

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:20:08 +0000

Wasn’t it great when you would get a boner in school and the teacher would make you go to the chalkboard? I would just sit there while everybody looked at me like I was crazy.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:38:20 +0000

*ding dong*

Pizza delivery guy with your cucumber and salami special!

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:37:26 +0000

Why do you do this to me? What’s next? If I stick my penis in a hole in a bathroom it WON’T be fellated by a hot woman on the other end?

By: Christine

Christine — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:39:24 +0000

The FedEx guy at our office has the best looking calves I have ever seen! I’d totally let him take me over the copy machine! Speaking of copy machine, our receptionist laughs because I have a thing for the copy machine repair guy with a perfectly squared tie too! Mmmmmm. Of course, this may all be the distance and time of separation that my husband has been away. I can’t walk by the produce section without eyeballing those cucumbers and feeling shivers down my spine and started writing a really saucy journal of things I’d love to do to…..damn it, here I go again! Where the hell are those needy delivery guys????

By: Pamela

Pamela — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:26:54 +0000

Ummm . . . UPS Brown is not the color of chocolate. At least not good chocolate. UPS Brown in the color of Beer and Taco Bell shits. And I don’t think even the heifers want any of that action.

By: Koreana

Koreana — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:57:07 +0000

All those stories about hot nurses giving you sponge baths was bullshit, too.

By: a lesser form of filth

a lesser form of filth — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:18:55 +0000

We have cameras but no access to what they record. The cameras are only for “insurance purposes” but I have discovered a way to position my BlackBerry to catch some action.

Fuck bang bus.

By: Em Em

Em Em — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:57:52 +0000

Sadly no, he was behind a counter and could only grab his own balls for effect. I suppose he lost 8 credibility points for that.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:04:38 +0000

For science, of course. You may even qualify for a government grant. Call that goofy ass question mark suit wearin’ Matthew Lesko cat.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:03:27 +0000

I would PAY you to read it aloud like a news read during the 90’s at Night. Remember, controversy equals ratings, but also may include you getting canned. Meh. Nevermind.