Comments on: How to make your own shank

By: Sara

Sara — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:17:34 +0000

Bwahahaha! Seriously, a lot of them can’t. They think they can “conversate” too.

By: Sara

Sara — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:16:12 +0000

I’ve seen a toothbrush shank and I’ve seen a throat slit wide open, blood all over the shower walls and the other inmates that happened to be present at the time. Nobody was laughing.

And I’m not going to tell you how to sharpen it, because if you haven’t figured it out, then that’s one more shank that’s not going to end up in my back.

And if you do manage to “bribe a guard” I hope you cut him with his own sharp, that dirty motherfucker. I’m a Segregation OFFICER, not a guard, incidentally.

By: Common sense

Common sense — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:11:35 +0000

Okay well what are you gonna sharpen it with? Your other sharpened off tooth brush? When I was doing time at first I would take the blade out of my razor and… you know. For 15 packs of cigarettes you can get a pocket knife smuggled in. Or bribe a guard to bring you a box cutter from the mail room. However expect a week in the hole for getting caught with one of those. But seriously a toothbrush? People would laugh at you not to mention it probably would even pierce skin.

By: matt

matt — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 04:49:43 +0000

i just generally dont like black people

By: chippidy do da

chippidy do da — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:47:02 +0000

Very interesting. I was just wondering what a shank actully was and you went into total detail of how to make one and etc. cool. thankya.

By: eAzY-sLeAzY-e

eAzY-sLeAzY-e — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:42:38 +0000

amazing, my name is eazy-sleazy-e becuz eazy-e would have been proud :D:D:D:D AMAZING! and how you think of that, its even more amazing, btw, the ass ref. problem, you really need to see a psychologist xD thanks man
pieces.

By: krzkrzkrz

krzkrzkrz — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:13:15 +0000

Funny indeed. Made for an interesting read

By: PsYcHo BiTcH

PsYcHo BiTcH — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:57:33 +0000

SALAD TOSSING IS FUN.

JUST ASK ANYONE’S PRISON BITCH.

By: SmallTownSexy

SmallTownSexy — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:11:13 +0000

This was just beyond. Thanks for the good laugh today.

By: PsYcHo BiTcH

PsYcHo BiTcH — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:22:11 +0000

UM ME THINKS YOU’VE BEEN WATCHING ONE TOO MANY SHOWS ON A&E.

BUT THEN AGAIN, EVERYTHING I LEARNED ABOUT FELONS I LEARNED BY WATCHING “LOCKDOWN” ON…YOU GUESSED IT..A&E AND…

THE INTERNET.

REAL PEOPLE ARE NEVER ATTRACTED TO ME, ONLY PSYCHOPATHS AND THE LIKES WHICH I AM OK WITH, BECAUSE, WELL…IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON, PER SE. WHY WAIT TIL YOU GET TO PRISON? WHY NOT CARRY YOUR SHANK WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES (EXCEPT ON THE PLANE, THEY MIGHT NOT BE AS COMPLACENT ABOUT THIS IDEA AS WE ALL ARE.)

SPEAKING OF SHANKS, I RECENTLY APPLIED TO BE A CORRECTIONAL OFFICER AND HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE NEW HAMPSHIRE DEPT OF CORRECTIONS THIS COMING MONDAY. I HAVE TO TAKE A 3HR PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION, HEHE.

PIECE OF PIE.

I FIGURE, IF I ALREADY KNOW I AM EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE, ALL I HAVE TO DO TO COME ACROSS AS NORMAL IS JUST ANSWER THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I’M THINKING.

WOW, I CAN’T SHUT UP.