http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/10/09/crime-and-punishment-part-i/ Once You Read It You Can't Unread It Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:08:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/10/09/crime-and-punishment-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-26027 Melissa Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:14:04 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=4096#comment-26027 There is a Holiday Inn in Indiana that I've been barred from for life. I think they have my picture and prints on file. Something to do with stealing all of the metal ashtrays bolted to the walls and the fire extinguishers. Don't ask how we unlocked the cases to get them out. Hairpins in the right hands...but we also got slammed for taking the clubs from the local mini-golf as well as their stupid plastic sign letters. We were too hammered to spell the perversion we wanted to put up so we took all the letters we could find and headed for a dictionary - only to wake up six hours later looking at not so happy people in uniforms. There is a Holiday Inn in Indiana that I’ve been barred from for life. I think they have my picture and prints on file. Something to do with stealing all of the metal ashtrays bolted to the walls and the fire extinguishers. Don’t ask how we unlocked the cases to get them out. Hairpins in the right hands…but we also got slammed for taking the clubs from the local mini-golf as well as their stupid plastic sign letters. We were too hammered to spell the perversion we wanted to put up so we took all the letters we could find and headed for a dictionary - only to wake up six hours later looking at not so happy people in uniforms.

]]> http://pointlessbanter.net/2008/10/09/crime-and-punishment-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-26021 Jeff Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:52:27 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=4096#comment-26021 A friend of mine and I got drunk at Brockport, and I mean belligerently fucked-up CRUNKED. At some point on the porch, he decided it was a good idea to start chucking beer bottles at the house across the street, which happened to be a historical site. Needless to say, I joined in. Three cases of broken beer bottles on the lawn of a house that tour groups are being led through? Priceless. A friend of mine and I got drunk at Brockport, and I mean belligerently fucked-up CRUNKED. At some point on the porch, he decided it was a good idea to start chucking beer bottles at the house across the street, which happened to be a historical site. Needless to say, I joined in. Three cases of broken beer bottles on the lawn of a house that tour groups are being led through? Priceless.

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