How to hide a dead stripper’s body and everything else a guy should know

This is one of those “house keeping” posts.

I really had planned on sitting down and writing a book entitled, “How to hide a dead stripper’s body and everything else a guy should know.” But in reality the amount of time I have right now is nil. In fact it is less than nil it is negative nil, although that can’t be a number but for discussion sake it is.

So I have decided to take the outline I had written and the content I have written and turn it into blog posts. You will see the first one tomorrow and I have to say some of this is pretty funny shit or at least mind numbing. It should make for the utter crap I have been posting. Also I wanted to take this opportunity to open it up for topics. What are things you want to know how to do? No matter how wrong they are or how strange I will write a guide on how to do them.

Tomorrow will be the first entry in this series that will appear from time to time.

Also if you didn’t get a bumper sticker and want one please let me know. If you want more I can also send you more. I have around 100 left and have no problem shipping them out. I know there is at least 4 people that wanted them that didn’t get them in my initial send out. Of course I am disorganized and can’t remember who they are. Just use the contact form at the top of the page and let me know. At some point I am going to run a contest with them.

Another thing I wanted to talk about is the commenting situation. I used to get a ton of comments on posts because I replied and was part of the conversation. I got lazy, I got busy, and I got ungrateful… So I am going to do a better job with the comments, I want this place to be a site where you come back a few times during the day and talk some shit. On days that I am traveling for business I am probably just not going to post. Or maybe let you guys know I won’t be there to comment until later in the day. (Like today… I am going to be in NYC.)

Some of you probably don’t give a shit either way but it was bugging me. And now I feel better…