Letting your repressed inner slut and inner lush out is okay

This is a response piece to Trick or Tart?
For years I used to loathe going out on New Year’s Eve or St. Patrick’s Day because it was a night where people that barely drank rest of the year would get hammer. Most of the people couldn’t hold their alcohol and the night usually regressed into [...]

Life lessons for the ‘youts’ of America (but, really for boys only)

In light of my son’s 10th birthday last weekend, I was thinking there is going to be a day where he is going to come up with some situations where, as nice as it may be to be very vague and use all those “I learned everything I know in fucking kindergarten” deals, I won’t [...]

Five Obscure Slasher Films for you to Enjoy on Halloween

Halloween is tomorrow, and if you’re anything like Donk, you’re itching for some cheesy slasher films (you’re also suffering from painful rectal itch, but that’s another story).  What’s that you say?  Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elmstreet, and Halloween are played out?  You’re looking for some fresh cheesy goodness?  Well look no further.  Here are [...]

The Fine Art of Stripper Names

In light of my esteemed colleague Bobby Finstock’s recent trip to one of New York’s finest gentleman’s clubs (see: The Chlamydia Corner), his being called out by a melanoma-encrusted, foul-mouthed bitter import stripper and his subsequent rain making in that NYC strip joint, I must follow suit with a topic I’ve often wondered about.

When my [...]

Halloween Pop Crunch

I was super excited to choose Halloween costumes….

When a stripper calls you a gay liar is that rock bottom?

All work and no play makes Bobby Finstock a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Bobby Finstock a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Bobby Finstock a dull boy.
To say I have been working a lot lately is an understatement. My seven day, 80 hour workweek created a mental buildup that boiled over [...]