The Dangers of Being a Coupon Amateur

For some reason, ever since we had our first child 8 months ago Mrs. Donk has become a devotee to coupons.  She clips em like crazy and stacks em all over the place.

And hey that’s great, in theory I’m in total support with her new-found passion.  Problem is, she wants to use the damn things [...]

5 More Reasons Why I Should Never Drink Again

Let me recap some of the things that came out of my mouth this weekend while drinking.
5- “There are no such things as STDs.”  For some reason saying that phrase at the end of the night in a crowded bar does not endear women to you. Just something to keep in your cap for [...]

Your source for news about your fiance

For Labor Day weekend I went home to my old stomping grounds of Geneseo to see my friends that I grew up with. When I arrived on Friday something happened that… well I guess the timing couldn’t have been more perfect.
You see when I write about stories of events that happen in my past I [...]

Biden vs. Palin: I Do the Research So You Don’t Have To

Well, unfortunately John McCain chose not to take Donk’s advice and pick either Lil Wayne, Miley Cyrus, or Lenin’s Corpse as a running mate.  Sigh, there goes my career as a pundit.  However, the crafty old man actually one-upped Donk’s choices and in a brilliant move chose Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to complete his ticket.  [...]