I don’t think I am smarter than everyone or that my shit doesn’t stink because we all know that I have documented the long list of stupid things that I have done. But I can’t help thinking that I give the rest of the population way too much credit when thinking about them. In half [...]
Seeing as I’m not a big fan of comic books or Superhero movies, I’m probably not the best person to be writing on this topic, but seriously America: you’re still not tired of seeing Superheroes on the big screen? The level to which these movies have saturated Hollywood is astonishing. My extensive research revealed that [...]
I started to write two blogs this morning and they both sucked so instead you are getting this hodge podge of stuff which sucks just as much but I have shit to do. I leave tomorrow for Las Vegas for a conference where I am speaking. I haven’t prepared my slideshow or what I am [...]
While I wouldn’t call myself a genius by any stretch of the imagination, I do on occasion experience a spark of greatness that puts me on par with such brilliant minds as Kant, Socrates, and Shemp Howard. Such a moment occurred today.
My wife and I were at Babies R Us for what felt like the [...]
A couple of weeks back I was in my office doing work. (When I say office I mean the bedroom that had nothing in it so I threw my desk in there and called it an office.) While doing work my microwave started beeping. I got out of my chair to check it out. On [...]
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