Jim Carrey: Way Too In To Jenny McCarthy’s Junk

Boy, Jim Carrey must be really enjoying him some of that Jenny McCarthy vagina, because he’s really lost the Eye of the Tiger when it comes to his movie career.  Today I saw a trailer for his new film and was stunned at the plot.  The film is Yes Man and stars Carrey as a man who decides to spend an entire year answering all questions with a “yes” instead of a “no.”

Wow, I loved this film when it came out in 1997 under the title Liar Liar.  Ya know, the one where Carrey stars as a guy who can suddenly only tell the truth?  Now I loved Liar Liar, and for all I know Yes Man could be good as well, but it just reeks of a quick cash-grab for Carrey, who obviously would rather bury his face in between Jenny’s teats than in an original script.  And hey, who can blame him?

“This new tampon makes me feel so fresh!  I want to sing it out to the world!”

However, I was further shocked when I purused some of his upcoming projects.  I think you will be shocked as well.

Stupid is as Stupid Does - A rather dim man and his halfwit friend embark on a zany roadtrip to return a set of blueprints to a beautiful woman.

Spades Malone: Kid Investigator - A wacky private eye who specializes in solving cases involving kids steals the heart of his uptight female client.  Hilarity ensues when Carrey talks with his Urethra.

The Number 24 - A man becomes obsessed with the television series 24 and thinks that it is about him.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2… ah fuck it this one’s just too unbelievable to even joke about.