I started to write two blogs this morning and they both sucked so instead you are getting this hodge podge of stuff which sucks just as much but I have shit to do. I leave tomorrow for Las Vegas for a conference where I am speaking. I haven’t prepared my slideshow or what I am talking about so I probably should spend some time on that this morning.
For Las Vegas residents, I was thinking about doing something on Sunday night if you want to meet out at a bar somewhere. Drop me an e-mail (you can use the contact form above) and we can set something up.
I have to say I love Las Vegas, the city has been my muse a few times. (Yeah I know I sound like a douche for saying anything is my muse, I hate when people say that but whatever.)
Here are some of my favorite Vegas inspired posts:
Why I Should Never Go Back to the Hard Rock Casino- A little story about me acting my classiest
Some Lessons I Learned in Vegas- “Debating with the manager of a strip club over how poor your last lap dance was is kind of pointless. (Not that it happened, okay maybe it did.)”
Viva Las Vegas- My post the day before I was leaving for this same conference last year, it is much better than this shit
It’s Like Shark Week Only With Hookers- The first time ever I had a hooker approach me and it was in Vegas. Or she was a pick pocket, I still haven’t decided.
Games to Play While in Vegas- Extreme people watching at it’s best
By The Time You Read This I Could Be Dead- It has very little to do with the fact that I was going to Vegas but I saw a girl I had sex with in the movie Kinsey
Also yesterday I was checking my stats program and noticed that people were discovering this blog using the term “bukkake expert”. So I checked it out in Google and I have the number one search result for “bukkake expert”. I am not sure how I feel about that. While it is pretty damn funny I feel like it is false advertising as I never have participated in the act, I just thought the word was funny. Hmmm… well I am going to Vegas this weekend.
In closing if you don’t hear from me on Tuesday I either won a shitload of money and decided to just stay out there and forgo my life here. Or I was shot in the face by someone in Pacman Jones posse at a strip club while he was trying to make it rain by dumping a garbage bag full of money on a stripper.
It is a coin flip I am sure it could go either way.